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    Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

    Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL

    Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob

    Jon Made Up Abuse Claims; Chris Brown Covers Vibe

    Four Myths About Vegetarian Cooking, As Seen On Top Chef (Plus Recipes!)

    Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

    Natalie Portman: If We Don't Tolerate Rape, Why Do We Tolerate Meat?

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    Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    02:52 PM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Oh also PETER MURPHY is doing a cameo in Eclipse? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    02:52 PM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    The goth teenager in me is seriously mourning the death of goth chic, black veil and everything. All thanks to you, Stephanie Meyer. #fucktwilight
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01:47 PM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Dear Taylor, you will be thirty-five someday. I promise.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:48 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    I. want. Natalie Portman's boots.

    Didn't Veronica Webb used to host House of Style? Hmmm.
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11:03 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    I saw robert pattinson and thought "he's getting better at looking at things"
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10:59 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Oh, Sadie. You say "steampunk spinster" like it is a bad thing.
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    Image of fauxfruit fauxfruit
    11:24 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: For some reason I read "chipmunk spinster" and was really confused.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11:36 AM

    Dang, didn't work. Let's try again.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11:37 AM

    @fauxfruit:
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    11:57 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wow...just wow. Brittany will never be a spinster if Alvin has anything to say about it.

    #tips
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10:57 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Isn't Taylor Momsen 15 or something? If I left the house at 15 with that much cleavage, my mother would have grounded me and condemned me to a weekend of household chores.
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    Image of Spike49 Spike49
    12:09 PM

    @Tchotchke: I was catching up on GG last night, and there is an episode where she is sick and has no make-up, plus the extra deathly pallor makeup, and I couldn't stop thinking about how pretty she looked in spite of it because I am used to seeing her face CAKED with makeup. Why cover up fresh, dewy, 15 yo skin with pounds of the stuff?
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12:13 PM

    @Spike49: I mean, she is probably well-adjusted, smart and probably a sweet girl. There's something to be said, however, for not dressing like a tart. At 22, I feel like my 50 year old mother for saying that, though.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    These people will just not stop until I surrender and love them, will they? Kristen Stewart, I wanted to hate you, but you keep awesoming all over. And you have Dakota Fanning, who is a platter of adorable, so much so that I unmuted Jay Leno's insipid gabfest to watch her interview. And now, the soundtrack? Have you heard it? I really resent how much it rocks. Stupid New Moon movie. Stop chipping away at my anti-Twilight resolve.
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    Image of dialing_footnoterphone dialing_footnoterphone
    11:02 AM

    @morninggloria: I freaking agree. I went into the whole Twilight fandom yearning for hate. YEARNING you hear? And now? Every time I see images of Kristen Stewart I gush with love and adoration. And for Dakota Fanning, who I love more for this movie (who fits the role of Jane to a T, if you wanted to know). It's wrong, and I feel dirty. I need a good Harry Potter bath, now.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:02 AM

    @morninggloria: I was really pissed that the first movie featured one of my favorite Radiohead songs (although, strangely, it didn't wind up on the official soundtrack). Dammit, Twilight, do not ruin "15 Step"! (Thankfully, it didn't.)
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11:05 AM

    @morninggloria: I watched Jay Leno, too, and although I felt I was betraying myself and everything humane in the world, I kinda had to watch Dakota Fanning. Plus, I heard that Leno's ratings were so bad that he's dragging Conan down with him, so I ultimately went through that for Conan.

    And wtf? The soundtrack has St. Vincent & Bon Iver. A huge leap from the last one with (cringe) The Fray.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11:18 AM

    @Kivrin: It tried to ruin Debussy, though, which is an almost unforgivable offense.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:27 AM

    @morninggloria: Yeah, it burns me that a generation of tweens will grow up thinking of Clair de Lune as "that song from Twilight." Of course an older generation probably associates certain classical pieces with Bugs Bunny cartoons, so whaddayagonnado?
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11:59 AM

    @morninggloria: SO with you, the Twi-boys leave me cold but Dakota and Kristen are both girl-crush material. It's the brainz I'm pretty sure. Kristen, I promise to never give 2 shits about your relationship with Mr. Sparkle. Let's be besties.
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    Image of Spike49 Spike49
    12:07 PM

    @morninggloria: stay strong in your resolve! Don't succumb! I am still bitter with the entire franchise because it forced the move of the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince premiere. I refuse to be swayed. Even though HPATHBP sucked ass.
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    Image of PepperSandy PepperSandy
    12:12 PM

    @morninggloria: I have an increasingly growing girl-crush on Kristen Stewart, I have pictures of Robert Pattinson all over my fridge, and I am seeing this movie ASAP. I will be so glad when all the hoopla is over because I am slowly turning into a TwiHard (the shame!).

    I want Kristen Stewart's wardrobe from this publicity tour.
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    Image of TastyBites TastyBites
    12:52 PM

    @Kivrin: I'm 23 and will grow up thinking of Clair de Lune as that song from Ocean's Eleven. :)
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01:16 PM

    @TastyBites: Ha, that's better than Twilight anyway! :)
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    Image of hfree hfree
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    I love Jessica Szohr's makeup. Very flattering and cool.

    That is the best and most comfortable I have ever seen Kristen Stewart look. She's finally matching the outfit to the hair in a way that doesn't make her look like vagrant.

    Aren't Lydia Hearst and Fabiola Beracasa like step-cousins or something? (I think Fabiola's mom was married to Lydia's grandfather, but I could be wrong). It kind of makes your comment funnier, IMO.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10:39 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Natalie Portman was just there to convince the sparkly vampires to consider getting their protein from plants instead.
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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    10:42 AM

    @hortense: Can I suggest some lovely undercooked leeks poorly disguised as scallops?
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10:35 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Ivanka look makes her seem way older than she is.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10:34 AM

    In reply to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
    Now I'm wondering if Agyness Deyn and Chad from Million Dollar Listing are the same person. Insult to injury Agyness? Chad did it first.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10:34 AM

    @bluebears:
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    10:35 AM


    @bluebears: ARGH! I am having picture troubles
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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    10:42 AM

    @bluebears: OMG I HATE THAT GUY.
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    10:49 AM

    @bluebears: That is hilarious! I can't sit through an entire episode of that show, but I did happen to catch him doing his hair once and was transfixed. When I see his hair on other people in the real world, it makes me cry a little on the inside.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10:51 AM

    @missbananafish: I know. WHY?
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11:02 AM

    @boxingoctopus should be dissertating: promoted because you made me lol even though i don't know who he is
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    Image of lydiafaye007 lydiafaye007
    11/07/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
    I don't know if it's just me, but I find it really ironic that hundreds of married couples are dancing down the aisle to a Chris Brown song. I mean, you're having a wedding to promise each other you will love and protect each other forever. So why would you dance down the aisle to a song by somebody who beat the crap out of his girlfriend? Doesn't that send a horrible message about what the rest of your marriage will be like?

    Personally, I was horrified that they danced down the aisle to that song on the Office, and every time a Chris Brown song comes on the radio I change it because I can't allow myself to support him in any way.

    And it's not because I hate him and think he doesn't deserve to ever be forgiven, but I don't think he's truly sorry for what he did. I don't think he really understands what he did, which is why he's going on Larry King and Youtube and reading off a teleprompter. I think he's sorry about the consequences for what he did, but not the act itself.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/07/09

    @lydiafaye007: Ugh, that was a Chris Brown song on the Office? What losers! #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of blueruinelf blueruinelf
    11/07/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Yeah I did not know that and it just made me lose respect for the writers a little bit. Oh well, the show's going downhill anyways... #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of leslieannelevine leslieannelevine
    11/07/09

    @blueruinelf: I mean, that was a parody of a YouTube video in which a real couple danced down the aisle to that same song. I guess they could have changed the song, but it would have made the parody kind of nonexistent, or at least very confusing. #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of broad broad
    11/07/09

    @lydiafaye007: I think he's sorry about the consequences for what he did, but not the act itself.

    This. And what's even greater is that watching the Rihanna interview last night, she knows it, too. Wish I'd had that kind of self-awareness when I was her age. #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/07/09

    @leslieannelevine: Yeah, the point on the Office was that Jim and Pam's guests had seen this viral video and decided to recreate it. The participates in the viral video have a website, and decided to put a link to donate to a charity for domestic abuse victims up on the site-- [www.jkweddingdance.com] #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of kung fu lola kung fu lola
    11/07/09

    @leslieannelevine: Yes. This. Also, the couple who were married in the original youtube video have a website where anyone can donate to the Sheila Wellstone Institute. The link is here. From the site: "Due to the circumstances surrounding the song in our wedding video, we have chosen the Sheila Wellstone Institute.

    Sheila Wellstone was an advocate, organizer, and national champion in the effort to end domestic violence in our communities.    " #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of DontFearTheReefer DontFearTheReefer
    11/07/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: @blueruinelf: Don't judge them too harshly! On the show, it's made clear that interrupting the service that Pam and Jim had planned to play the Chris Brown song was a move totally orchestrated by Michael. As is typical of Michael's gestures, it's totally out of touch and inappropriate. It makes the interruption way more cringe-inducing. Pam and Jim look kind of horrified and at one point I think Pam's sister says to her, "I know you had this song on your Do Not Play list," so maybe we're supposed to infer that Pam doesn't like Chris Brown and didn't want his songs played at her wedding because of the domestic violence connection. I thought the writers' choice to use the song had a lot more to do with the cultural cachet of that YouTube video than the song's creator or his behavior.
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    Image of lydiafaye007 lydiafaye007
    11/07/09

    @leslieannelevine: Yeah, I got that and I totally understood what they were doing. I just couldn't get over the fact that it was Chris Brown singing. About love.

    I think they could have very easily done something different and had it be just as funny.

    On a different note: Was it ironic that Dwight kicked the bride's maid in the face..?
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/07/09

    @lydiafaye007: Absolutely. We all would have known what they were referencing if they had chosen a different song. Oh well. Blame it on Michael. That combined with his fake-suicide stunt have re-kindled the kind of loathing I felt for the Gervais character on the original. #chrisbrownmtv
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
    I'm kind of confused by the fact that Chris Brown is unsure how we perceive him.

    Chris: we do not like you. #chrisbrownmtv
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/07/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
    "It's not raunchy--it's extreme" sounds like it should be on a porn DVD box in really bold, ugly font.

    What a ridiculous quote. #chrisbrownmtv
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