Portman Will Use Harvard-Educated Braaaaaains To Play Zombie Slayer

That's right: Natalie will star in and produce the film adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's bestselling book, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, a tale which "lends a modern sense of urgency to a well known love story." [Variety]

Wet 'N Riled

[New York, December 10. Image via INF]

Isn't She… Pretty In Pink

[New York, December 7. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Brothers Doesn't Accomplish The Mission

Critics praise the performances in Brothers, particularly Tobey Maguire's, who, it seems, they underestimated after seeing Spider-Man. As a whole, however, reviewers say the domestic war drama Brothers falls short of the Danish film it's based on. More »

Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him

• Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:

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Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter

It's that time of month again, when magazines pretend like it's already next month! Or, in this case: Next year. The January 2010 ladymags are already cluttering up the Internet. The same six actresses have swapped covers amongst themselves again. More »

More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together

• The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:

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Hex In The City At Gotham Film Awards!

IFP's 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards, held at Cipriani, Wall Street, was obviously star-studded. And Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields, Kristen Wiig, Rosie Perez and many more, took "independent" as license to ill. (Okay, not Natalie.) More »

Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex

• Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]

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Everything Is Beautiful At The Ballet

We don't often wish we were at these events, but from the impromptu dancing with ballet greats to Natalie Portman's amazing getup to the seriously bizarre socialite-wear, the New York City Ballet's opening night celebration at Lincoln Center looked fabulous. More »

Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.

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Brothers & Sister

[New York, November 22. Image via WENN]

Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More »

Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL

• Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]

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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob

• Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]

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Jon Made Up Abuse Claims; Chris Brown Covers Vibe

• Hailey Glassman's claim on The Insider that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her was actually made up by Jon himself. A source said, "Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money..."

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Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

The headline says it all.