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    12/07/09

    In reply to Bling Finger
    Aww, she looks cute.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Bling Finger
    Wow, I'm really digging her short hair! Looking good, Ms. Spears.
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    12/07/09

    @Crabby Cakes: I'm wondering if that's her real hair (no extensions)?
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Bling Finger
    And to think it was not so long ago we viewed Ms Spears with the same degree of pity and despair we now ascribe to Lindsay Lohan.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    This is why I never leave my scarf out where my cat can get at it.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    Someone's been attacked by Silly String!
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    Well, I'd like to say "yes." After all, pink and gray do make an unexpected and lovely color combination.

    But as my Grandmother always said, "Pretty is as pretty does." So, you know, not so much.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    Pepto Dismal
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    You're not supposed to wear the cotton fake snow as a scarf, Natalie. That's for decorating snow villages.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Isn't She… Pretty In Pink
    In celebrity news today, Natalie Portman was almost devoured by a giant spider but managed to free herself from its web in the neck, or nick of time. Film at 11.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Stupid, stupid, stupid! (smacks palm into forehead) How did I miss that Segel was on Team No Pants? My dastardly plan to make off with TV Boyfriend and his riches would have been complete if it weren't for you meddling Lohans and your clever leggings! Curses!
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Aw, I want Lindsay and Jason to be together. He's a sweetie pie, and he'd write her silly songs and feed her yummy food and be really nice and teddy bear-like, which is what she needs... No more gross sleazy guys with their sleazy guy charms, who don't really care about women as people :(. I still have hope for Lindsay. I think she's a talented, creative person with a beautiful, gentle soul and I want her to get better and be in movies again, and be happy...

    I admit I don't know THAT much about Jason Segel beyond the roles he plays and interviews I've seen with him, but he seems like he'd get her to stay home in pajamas and watch muppet movies, play videogames, and eat cereal at least once a week instead of going out & partying...
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I don't really care that Tiger wants to screw as many blondes as he can, but I can't help but wonder: why did he get married if he so obviously still wants to play the field? Does he have a wicked stepmother like I have, who will never fail to mention that I'm not married and alll alllloooone?
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Dear Kings of Leon,
    I love you and will never hate you :D

    Love Dutchess
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Here's a gift for all the Harry Potter fans that just got amped up for HPDH: the Teaser trailer.

    [www.dailymotion.com]
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I'm sure we'll see Daniel's business in the special edition director's box set - Harry Potter, Uncut.
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