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the good, the bad & the ugly

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS 2008 benefit was held last night in Cannes, and... wow. Just wow. (Right now I'm geeking out on too much coffee, cigarettes and, you know, the fact that it's Friday.) Everyone showed up in support: Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Natalie Portman, and even Sharon Stone. Some were fugly (see Stone), some were clueless (Samantha Morton much?), but most were fantastic. What a great way to end my first guest-blogging week! Check out my favorite and least-favorite fashions after the jump, and learn more about amfAR's good work here. More »

the good, the bad, & the ugly

Che At Cannes: The Guerrilla Warfare Of Gorgeous Celebs

Aren't there like, 20 movies about Che Guevara? Or maybe just 20 million different t-shirts? I thought the Che hype had died down but all the stunning ladies at the Cannes premiere for the highly anticipated Che biopic starring Benicio Del Toro, (everyone's favorite sexy-dirty actor) proved otherwise. It'll probably end up winning like 20 million Oscars too. At least we can look back at these pictures one day and recall Natalie Portman's bright red Valentine dress and Naomi Campbell's outfit, which turned my brain into the shape of a question mark. More gems in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly after the jump. More »


the good, the bad & the ugly

Gowns Both Fabulous & Fowl Foul At The Blindness Premiere

The glitzy madness that is the Cannes Film Festival is in full swing! Yesterday, at the premiere of Blindness, which stars Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett was the one who stole the show. She was luminous and resplendent in ruffles! (Ms. Moore was weighed down by black feathers.) Who else was basking in the glare of photographers' flashes? Natalie Portman, Faye Dunaway, Devon Aoki, Mischa Barton, Gillian Anderson and many more. See who wore Good, who wore Bad and who wore Ugly, after the jump. More »







hookers, victims, & doormats

Portman Muscles In On Knightley's Period-Piece Turf

Sometimes it isn't just the starlets who get stuck with the stereotypical parts in films. Serious Actresses can get stuck with stupid shit too, especially since most aren't getting lead roles anytime soon! In the latest round-up of new castings in Hollywood, Natalie Portman sets her sights on an adaptation of Wuthering Heights and Marcia Gay Harden is set to star in a sure-to-be-cancelled new drama series on CBS about journalists who help save the world. Also in the mix, two well-known Spanish actresses lower themselves to supporting roles in American films, but the good news is they are probably getting paid more than they did in any starring role in their Spanish films. More on the latest hookers, victims and doormats in Hollywood, after the jump. More »

Reader Roundup Best Comment of the Day, in response to Madonna: Why Stop At One When You Can Achieve World "Green" Magazine Cover Domination: "Thank you Teen Vogue! The last thing I need is my mascara running when I'm having a baby in the bathroom stall!" We say: and getting those placenta stains out of chiffon is such a hassle. • Worst, in response to Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller: "He makes great music and is an interesting artist. I'm disappointed that the readers of this site are so shallow..." We say: What part of "Snap Judgment" don't you understand? Also Devendra Banhart blows.



cover lies

ELLE's "Intelligent Women" Issue Is Kinda, Well, Dumb

It's time for ELLE's annual "intelligent women" issue! Thing is, the only examples of "intelligence" the magazine offers are Natalie "I went to Harvard" Portman, a horribly-timed interview with Michelle Williams, and something called "The Beauty Genius Awards." So, basically, instead of featuring stories about intelligent women who actually deserve accolades, ELLE gives us celebrities, hairdressers, and make-up artists... all shilling products from ELLE advertisers! (Speaking of intelligence, who chose that horrid cover image of Ms. Portman?) After the jump, Intern Cheryl and I "deconstruct" the complicated cover lies of the April 2008 issue of ELLE. More »