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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    05:49 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    All I have to say is that if I had the option of hanging out with Marjane Satrapi, Sean Penn wouldn't even register. She is beyond amazing.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    04:22 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Natalie Portman: "Good girls" don't apologize for rapists.
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    Edited by SUNNY1 at 12/11/09 4:26 PM SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of bookling bookling
    03:25 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    You know, I've always had a big crush on Natalie Portman, and always had a ton of respect for her because of her intellect and (mostly) awesome choice of movie roles. But I am still waiting for her to explain the Polanski business. It's putting a serious damper on my Natalie-love.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    02:58 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    who knows what secrets are hidden in those ellipses?

    "You don't yadda yadda sex."
    "I've yadda yadda'd sex."

    I'm feeling very Seinfeldy lately...
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03:05 PM

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: "But you yadda-yadda'd the best part!"

    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    02:33 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    manic pixie dream girl. that is all.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    02:27 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    I wish they would have asked her about Roman Polanksi; it's well-known her name is on that petition. Fair game.

    I don't particularly understand her point about muse-ship, especially since muse-ship has been the sole reason for her characters in both Beautiful Girls and Garden State. Perhaps others, too.

    She's notoriously choosy about the roles she accepts, so why would she want to represent a muse if she is so uncomfortable with the idea in real-life? Seems contradictory to me.
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    Edited by PaigeTurner at 12/11/09 2:38 PM PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04:27 PM

    @PaigeTurner: A fashion mag like Marie-Claire is probably going to shy away from anything vaguely controversial like the Polanski support. I'm not shocked that they don't even touch upon it.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    04:48 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I know, dare to dream, I guess.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    02:25 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Not a huge fan of her acting resume, but she's got a damned good point about muses. What's the point of a woman being behind every good man if they never get any recognition beyond a book's dedication page?
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    02:17 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Natalie, if you're jealous because Scarlett was better than you in The Other Boleyn Girl, let me assure you: You were both equally terrible.

    "I feel like througout history, it's been men vampiring on women's specialness."

    Though I do think that is a funny/clever way to phrase that... the artist sucks the life out of the muse...
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    02:11 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Dammit. I want to hate her because she's perpetuating the Jane Austen Zombie thing that just won't die (there's a zombie joke in that somewhere...), which I hate, but then she goes all looking adorable and wearing covetable lipcolor on that cover, and even daring not to fawn over Woody Allen and ScarJo, and she makes me like her again.

    That said, they should really be dressing the archetypal Manic Pixie Dreamgirl as Tinkerbell, shouldn't they?
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    02:09 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    God help me, but I'd make out with Sean Penn.

    #goodgirlfail
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    Edited by mariamariamaria at 12/11/09 2:10 PM mariamariamaria was starred mariamariamaria was unstarred
    Image of netfe netfe
    02:13 PM

    @mariamariamaria: not if i'll beat you to it...
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment netfe was starred netfe was unstarred
    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    02:17 PM

    @mariamariamaria: I would make out with someone who claimed they met Sean Penn standing in line for coffee.
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment Cheruth was starred Cheruth was unstarred
    Image of gracie1117 gracie1117
    02:27 PM

    @mariamariamaria: hell yeah. i'll take sloppy seconds too. im not picky. #goodgirlfail
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment gracie1117 was starred gracie1117 was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    02:41 PM

    @Cheruth: He did in fact bum a cigarette from me--close enough?
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    02:06 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Would you say Polanski was not pretty much doing that all the way through the 70s, Natalie?

    Oh wait I forgot! That's a "case of morals," when it doesn't involve your personal rivalry with another starlet.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    02:20 PM

    @PilgrimSoul: Oh gross. I've never liked her, but now that I know she's a Polanski apologist she is DTM.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    02:53 PM

    @PilgrimSoul: I know. I don't get it. An entire feature and not one mention of the Polanski petition. I thought we were all "FUCK rape apologists!!" Did everyone just forget?
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    02:05 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Another Natalie Portman post give me another excuse to post this video. Good girl? Yeah, right.
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    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    02:10 PM

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Hey it's Dr. Spaceman.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of thelastsara thelastsara
    02:14 PM

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: God bless this silly video. So much funny.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment thelastsara was starred thelastsara was unstarred
    Image of AcadianDriftwood AcadianDriftwood
    02:16 PM

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Damn you, this will be in my head all day! I secretly know all the words to it.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment AcadianDriftwood was starred AcadianDriftwood was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11:38 AM

    In reply to Portman Will Use Harvard-Educated Braaaaaains To Play Zombie Slayer
    NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    UGH UGH this is now ruined for me! Gol-darn it. Now I'll have to force my husband to re-enact it at home.
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    12:19 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Me too. Couldn't they try casting a relative unknown for once? I'm sick of seeing the same people, over and over again.
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    Edited by sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell at 12/11/09 12:19 PM sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of PortraitHat PortraitHat
    01:20 PM

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: But people wouldn't possibly want to see a movie with new actors in it! That would lead to anarchy! MORAL ANARCHY.
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell promoted this comment PortraitHat was starred PortraitHat was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    01:31 PM

    @PortraitHat: My boss gives me that argument all the time. Doesn't anyone remember Napolean Dynamite?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Portman Will Use Harvard-Educated Braaaaaains To Play Zombie Slayer
    Haven't zombies jumped the shark?
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11:58 AM

    @Diziet_Sma: Not yet; that's in the upcoming book Mansfield Aquatic Amusement Park. Of Horrors.
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12:01 PM

    @likepenguins: Oh, you're getting a big ole heart for that, woman.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    10:15 AM

    In reply to Portman Will Use Harvard-Educated Braaaaaains To Play Zombie Slayer
    Jezzies, is this book worth reading? I've been on the fence about it for a few months. I read pride and prejudice and it's not my FAVORITE book ever, but it was an enjoyable read. Will this book be interesting/funny or will I just be annoyed?
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    Image of nevermindtheend nevermindtheend
    10:25 AM

    @bluetrain84: I tried and tried but couldn't finish it. It was a fairly horrible cut and paste job.

    [Paragraph of original text]
    [Zombies]
    [Paragraph of original text]
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    bluetrain84 promoted this comment nevermindtheend was starred nevermindtheend was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10:27 AM

    @bluetrain84: Pick it up and read the first twenty pages or so and decide for yourself. I found it pretty hilarious at first, but I thought the schtick got old after a while. There are enough laugh-out-lines to be worth a try, though.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    10:46 AM

    @nevermindtheend: This is what I fear. I picked up a copy of sense and sensibility and seamonsters at the register the other day and the few pages I glanced at were EXACTLY like that, except with lobsters instead of zombies.
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    12:20 PM

    @bluetrain84: My boyfriend got me this book. I couldn't get past the first two chapters. It isn't a serious read, in my opinion.
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    02:18 PM

    @bluetrain84: in agreement with nevermindtheend - I made it 1/4 of the way and then promptly posted it on Swaptree.

    you definitely do not need to read this book.
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