Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report
Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats…
Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Mustard Caftan at The Butler Premiere
Last night was the New York premiere of The Butler, the Lee Daniels film about a long-term African-American employee at the White House. Fun fact: The script was written by Danny Strong, aka Jonathan on Buffy and Doyle on Gilmore Girls. But this is a red carpet fashion post and we're here for the clothes, so let's…
Naomi Watts Is Appropriately Tragic and Pretty in Diana Trailer
Lo! Here's the first trailer for the Princess Diana biopic Diana. The film will follow her life following her divorce from Prince Charles, primarily focusing on her humanitarian work, fraught relationship with the paparazzi and her relationship with heart surgeon Dr. Hasnat Khan, who was said to be the love of her…
AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away
While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that…
Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…
The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet
Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…
Here's the Trailer for Two Mothers, the Film About BFFs Who Screw Each Other's Teenage Sons
For her first English language film, French filmmaker Anne Fontaine (best known for 2009's Coco Before Chanel) decided to direct an adaptation of Nobel Prize-winning author and bad bitch Doris Lessing's novella "The Grandmothers," about two lifelong friends who carry on affairs with each other's hunky surfer sons.…
Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams and Anne Hathaway Daringly Go Between Two Ferns
It's nearly time for the Academy Awards and while the show itself offers little more excitement than the usual H-Wood circle jerk, the same cannot be said for Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns: Oscar Buzz Edition. Featuring the likes of Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams, Naomi Watts, Christoph Waltz and Anne Hathaway, …
Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…
Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson and wants to help a "desperate" Paris, Prince and Blanket keep their 3,000-acre childhood home, which was sold to an…
Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female Comedian

That thing called A Chris Brown that crawled out of the bottom of a septic tank in 1989 has deleted his Twitter after a particularly nasty showdown with a comedian named Jenny Johnson, which began like this.
and visited UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles to discuss harvesting her eggs for a surrogate…Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was Not That Close
At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim…

