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HereComesMyBaby
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
When I was 2 I had a Playboy bunny shirt I wore around all the time. My parents just thought it was a regular bunny and didn't even know what Playboy was.

It's in all my childhood photos.
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Tart of Darkness
11/10/08

@HereComesMyBaby: That is absolutely, sweetly wonderful!
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Hana Maru
11/10/08

@HereComesMyBaby: Is that funny or embarrassing to you now?

My mom once brought home what she thought was a perfectly good coffee table that someone left out for the trash. It had a huge marijuana leaf painted on it.
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Ascendo_tuum
11/10/08

@HanaMaru: I want that table.
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clevernamehere
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
I understand why a grown woman might want to pose for Playboy. Maybe it will help her acting career or maybe she just wants some hot photos. But if that's what you were dreaming about as a kid, something went wrong in your upbringing.

I didn't even know what Playboy was until I was in middle school. Any porn my father might have had was completely hidden and I don't think he ever pointed out women he found attractive. The man wasn't perfect, but thanks Daddy for not making me think being a Playboy Playmate would validate me.
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Tart of Darkness
11/10/08

@clevernamehere: My dad appreciated women although he never behaved inappropriately around them when we were with him. He was just the kind of guy who could kid a waitress and have her going "tee hee hee".

He had a sort of retreat in the garage where he'd go to read books and listen to classical music.

My sister and I both lived up to his ultimate dream for us: We both graduated from college.
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DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman
11/10/08

@Tart of Darkness: My dad did and still does think that Jamie Lee Curtis is the prettiest woman (other than my Mama) that he's ever seen. So I had a "normal" woman to aspire to be. I'm glad I never had brothers, my mom's dream man is Pierce Brosnan.
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Cookie Dough Monster
11/10/08

@DoNotStalk: My dad always compliments Julianne Moore and likes to compare me to her :) I think she's beautiful in a very natural way, so yay dad for picking a healthy comparison/compliment!
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cdjill
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
The best part of last night's episode, though, was when Holly was telling Hef that she would be gone a week and he said, "I'll miss you." And she retorted with "No you won't... I have a feeling."

Foreshadowing the foregone conclusion??
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@cdjill: also, he's in a house full of girls and staff. He'll stay occupied.
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Hana Maru
11/10/08

@cdjill: yeah, it is. Holly said on Chelsea Lately that we'd see the breakup happen over this season.
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Lazy Line Painter Jane
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
the kim kardashian wannabe lady with the bikini top that didn't fit reminded me of trying on bikini tops at American Apparel last summer. For some reason, their bathing suit tops are INSANELY small and when I tried to fit my DDs into an XL, it was ridiculous. The size small is about 2.5 inches wide, and the XL is about 4 inches wide. It is such interesting sizing.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: AE seems to only fit tweens. Tweens who have yet to hit puberty.
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CreoleSugar
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
When I was a 10 year old I wanted to be Marlon Perkins or Jacque Costeau, not a Playboy bunny.

That photog with the grey hair is cute.
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Brigit
11/10/08

@CreoleSugar: I made magic cure-all potions in my grandma's backyard. There was no playboy concept. Which makes me love my mom even more.
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newjewrevue
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
In New Zealand, the show is called "The Girls of the Playboy Mansion" (we wouldn't want to confuse things) and the naughty bits are not blurred out. It's a silicone and Brazilian free-for-all!
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
11/10/08

@expatinnz: But thats because Sky parental blocks it. Thankfully my sister has worked out the Sky code, after my parents forgot it. I was not coming home and not having my trashy trashy TV!
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
If this is your dream and goal to be in the magazine, you should probably put a little planning and thought into it...If your goal was to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, you wouldn't show up without dance shoes or a routine, would you?
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Laulau
11/10/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: You must never have watched the show about getting into the DCC, at least not the first episode.

And yes, I have absolutely the lowest brow of TV tastes.
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stacyinbean
11/10/08

@Laulau: LOL. I almost made the exact same comment but didn't want to out myself as someone who watched that show! My old roommate worked for the NE Patriots and she was obsessed with the cheerleader shows! Some of the people that show up are AWFUL!
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labeled
11/10/08

@Laulau: @stacyinbean: I'll make queso out of velveeta and rotel tomatoes, put some Jose Cuervo premixed margaritas in the fridge, and plan on you both being here Saturday night.

During commercials, we can discuss the downturn of Coyote Ugly's reality show.
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hellosunshine
11/10/08

@labeled: You are making me weep for my home state. However, Boyfriend and I did whip up some Ro-Tel and "processed nacho cheese sauce" and had us some queso and tor-tail-eeyas Saturday night! Man oh man.
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labeled
11/10/08

@hellodarling loves president obama!!!: I hate to be all one-uppy and whatever, but I totally had Frito Pie the other day. (It's an odd diet cheat that works for me, what with the little fritos bag and controlled portion carbs & whatnot.)
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morninggloria
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
When I grow up, I want to have no self-awareness.
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Hana Maru
11/10/08

@morninggloria: FTW!!!
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
I went to college with a girl who dressed as a Playboy Bunny every chance she could (Halloween, Theme Parties, etc). She even got a bunny tattoo on her wrist. She is obsessed with getting into the magazine.
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BlondeGrlz
11/10/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I went through a phase like that, minus any permanent body art. I didn't want to actually be in Playboy, I just seemed to relate to the girls I saw in it. Being a natural blonde with big boobs, it took me a while to figure out how to not look Playboy-esque.
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vamusical
11/10/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I remember when a girl from my school was in the "girls of the ACC" issue. She wasn't even your conventional-looking playboy type, but MY GOD was it entertaining to hear guys talk about her like she was a freakin unicorn.
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Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
it seems like half of this show involves Hooters in one way or another. Is it like Kostas' Windex panacea on My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@nodoubt9203 is really fucking disappointed.: I think at least one of the was found at a Hooters. Kendra, maybe?
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lucyjae
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Nope Heidi, I'm going to go try to rid myself of the shame of knowing that.
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LoLoAGoGo
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Kendra was actually a painted dancer at Midsummer Night's Dream party during the summer. Yes... It shames me to know this. Also, she claims she lives in the ghetto in San Diego. That area is NOT the ghetto. Sorry, a peeve I've been dying to get off my chest.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Kendra was a server at one of Hef's parties. I think she was wearing a bikini bottom, pasties and a huge wig? Classy.

I am not ashamed of my celeb trivia knowledge. It's a party hit. :)
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@LoLoAGoGo: What part of San Diego is she from? I've been supressing the urge to Wikipedia this info, cause I'll spend all afternoon surfing these girls. DAMN YOU, WIKIPEDIA!
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lucyjae
11/10/08

@lucyjae: Wow, I just noticed I typed Heidi instead of Holly, it's because Montag & Madison are interchangeable in my head.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/10/08

@lucyjae: Holly worked at Hooters in Portland, I believe. I have never been to a Hooters. Is it all they say?
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@lucyjae: And I did not even pick up on that. I totally saw Holly in my mind.
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hellosunshine
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: I think she worked at one in LA too, which is how she met some of the other girlfriends?
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KiddyKat
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
Gee, that beats all of my aspirations to become an activist and an instrument of social change. Screw my degree, where's my bikini?
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@KiddyKat: Aspirations are for suckers- get a boob job and you'll be all set!
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Brigit
11/10/08

@KiddyKat: HA! Neurons shmeurons, we just need to learn how to shake it.
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
Am I the only one who gets a little sad watching TGND now that I know the girls are all going out on their own?

...just me?
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brendastarlet is on it
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: not sad, but now every remark on the show is viewed in that context. As when Hef said how much he'd miss Holly while she was gone and Holly said, "I'll bet."

Duh duh DUNNNN.
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: Yeah, they showed a clip of her on The Soup where Hef said he'd be lonely without her and she said something like, 'oh, I think you'll be fine.'

I just realized that's probably the same scene you're referring to.
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labeled
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Not just you.

And I can say that because y'all don't know me in real life. My husband thinks I'm insane for being interested in this show.
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@labeled: My bf does too! He cannot figure out why I like it. But I do! I always thought Holly really sincere in her love of Hef, even if it was in a slightly motherly way, which is creepy. And I just think Bridget is adorable!
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: I just found out Kendra is ENGAGED? I was like "BUT! When did she break up with Hef?!"

my addiction to these girls is ridiculous.

What's going to happen to Bridget?
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brendastarlet is on it
11/10/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: we discussed this last week, but there's a perception that Kendra is actually gay, and also Bridget is married, and has been throughout the show. She has a husband named Jeff.
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Klassy Lassy
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: REALLY?? BRIDGET'S MARRIED ?!!! wow I didn't know sry for the crazy caps.
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stacyinbean
11/10/08

@ValenP: LOL. I found this out a few weeks ago and was blown away. Apparently she has a husband hanging out in Ohio or something...
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Crabby Cakes
11/10/08

@stacyinbean: @ValenP: @brendastarlet: According to Wikipedia, Bridget is getting divorced. And Wikipedia would NEVER LIE.

Whatev, Hef is still totally married. What's good for the goose, etc.
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labeled
11/10/08

@ValenP: Total co-sign, even to the crazy caps.

My mind is.. Well, not blown, actually. But clearly I've been googling all the wrong things lately.
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hellosunshine
11/10/08

@Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Me too :( Bridget's my favorite!
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hellosunshine
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: Chad! He runs a shop in Lodi, where Bridget's from.

I... know way too much about this show.
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Laulau
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: okay, I read the thread from last week though apparently not fully - people think Kendra is lesbian? Where is this coming from? She for sure strikes me as hyper-sexual, but then why is she getting married to a guy?

(Okay, I know there are obviously reasons to pretend one isn't gay, but they usually don't really apply in the same way to young women with aweesome bodies.)
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Ascendo_tuum
11/10/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: *sniff* I watched it with my (gulp) ex boyfriend all the time. I saw this on TV tonight and jumped to call him, until I remembered that he dumped me a week ago. Damn this show!
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cressid
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
Yes, let's all go for lunch at Hooters.
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EdnasEdibles
11/10/08

@cressid: A surburban hooters no less. I don't know why that makes it worse for me. They didn't stop by the downtown Hooters a mile away from the casting, they went to a suburban hooters.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/10/08

@EdnasEdibles: I think the auditions took place at an O'Hare airport hotel.
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Loki_Monster
11/10/08

@EdnasEdibles: OK, but there are fried pickles on the menu. Just typing that sentence made my mouth water.
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labeled
11/10/08

@cressid: I've never been to a Hooters, but I don't live under a rock...

So I want buffalo wings RIGHT NOW.
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EdnasEdibles
11/10/08

@brendastarlet: Ah, OK. That makes more sense. I figured they were at a hotel near the Playboy offices. But no, they were probably in Rosemont.
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Liz11685
11/10/08

@Loki_Monster: Those fried pickles are bomb. I've eaten at Hooters twice in the past year, never before. Its diagonally across the street from the midrange generic Mexican place I work at- I always wonder if the girls are really making much better tips. (It never looks that busy)
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Mama Penguino
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
Last night Little P (4 yrs old) announced that she wanted to dance naked on stage.
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labeled
11/10/08

@Mama Penguino: This is a girl with a plan. A recession-proof plan, no less.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@Mama Penguino: no worries, at that age I announced that I wanted to bag groceries at the grocery store "Because then you get to talk to everybody?"

I bet Little P just likes being naked (as all 4 year olds do) and likes dancing. She just combined the best of both worlds :)

And now you have an awesome story to tell her friends when she gets older - like my mom.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/10/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: opps, the ? after everybody should be !

punctuation misspelling?
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Brigit
11/10/08

@Mama Penguino: Isn't that what bathtubs are for when you're a kid? Driving mommy insane concerts!
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
11/10/08

@Mama Penguino: Well at that age my niece wanted to be "a food server at Wendy's". At least your daughter has an opportunity to make a little money!
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Mama Penguino
11/10/08

@labeled: My sister was shocked that I told Little P that she'd have to wait until she was much older.

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Exactly. The girl loves being naked and just saw her cousin in a middle school play; hence, naked stage-work. Still, it gives a mother pause.
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alecksander
11/10/08

@Mama Penguino: When I was a kid I wanted to sing on top of a piano, flanked by a male chorus.
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Mama Penguino
11/10/08

@alecksander: I love that!!!
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jrhys
11/10/08

In reply to Holly Madison Doesn't Like What She Sees At Playboy Casting Call
I thought the auditioning women seemed sweet, hopeful, and real. Who cares if they don't look perfect, their auditions seemed to be more about the dream of being sexy than putting themselves into the media meat grinder.
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YoYoMa'am
11/10/08

@jrhys: Unfortunately, Playboy doesn't give a crap about that dream. It's all about looking perfect.
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jrhys
11/10/08

@chocolateandpickles: I know , I just don't think Jezzies of all people don't need to pile on criticism about their looks, know what I mean?
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Beat Girl
11/11/08

@jrhys: To be fair, I haven't seen anyone snark anyone's bodies... merely a bad weave (undeniable) and someone not making the best of their (frankly wonderful) breasts with an ill-fitting bikini.
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