[Los Angeles, May 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
[Absolutely positively and without a doubt impressed by that artfully arched eyebrow. Big fan of the tights, too. And the boots are awesome. Sigh. Everything is amazing, okay? Mommy's little handful! Los Angeles, February 28. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I judge Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week: Sandra Bullock's husband is having an affair; Jen's getting artificially inseminated and Tinsley Mortimer is a hair model!
[LAX, November 5. Image via Splash.]
Halle Berry's bundle of joy has a name: Nahla Ariela Aubry. Baby name expert Pamela Redmond Satran tells Us: "Nahla is the Arabic word for 'drink of water.'" Fascinating! • Gwyneth Paltrow lopped her long hair to shoulder length. Is it fab, or fug? • Does Britney's dad do a panty check on her before she leaves the…