Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Confuse America

Guys, the laptop that Justin Bieber reported stolen in Tacoma, Washington is a MacGuffin, just like the briefcase that Marcellus Wallace gives Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction. What really matters is whether the kid is fucking with us via a viral marketing stunt to promote his new single. » 10/13/12 11:30am 10/13/12 11:30am

The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the…

Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all… » 5/05/12 11:30am 5/05/12 11:30am