"Octomom," aka 38-year-old mother of 14 Nadya Suleman pleaded not guilty to charges she failed to report $30,000 police say she was earning during the same time she applied for public-assistance.
BREAKING: Los Angeles County prosecutors charge Octomom Nadya Suleman with welfare fraud
— The Associated Press (@AP) January 13, 2014
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