Here Are Jennifer Lawrence's Long-Lost My Super Sweet Sixteen Commercials

During her speech for her SAG win last night, fantasy bestie number one draft pick Jennifer Lawrence started things off with a thank you to MTV for casting her in her first commercial at age 14 and allowing her to get her SAG card. That commercial was for My Super Sweet 16 and — because ask the internet and it will… » 1/28/13 10:30am 1/28/13 10:30am

Exiled: Eazy-E's Daughter Is The Most Spoiled, Rudest, Laziest Teen Of All

This weekend, Exiled » 11/10/08 12:00pm 11/10/08 12:00pm returned with new, extra long episodes featuring its most extreme "cases". Erin Wright is Eazy-E's daughter, and her episode of was one of the most memorable because she was one of the best examples of what excess can do to a child's personality. She was a pretty much a monster, and nothing has…

Exiled: A "Divo's" Good Time Turns Around

Last night's episode of Exiled » 9/16/08 7:00pm 9/16/08 7:00pm featured the first "spoiled teen" boy to be shipped off in order to learn a lesson. If you don't remember, Bjorn is the kid who, during his episode of , referred to himself as a "divo" (that's his male version of "diva"). He asked for a diamond bracelet for his birthday, threw a tantrum,…

American Brat Is Bratty To Host Family On MTV's Exiled

MTV's Exiled » 8/26/08 4:00pm 8/26/08 4:00pm takes the spoiled brats whose birthday parties (and tantrums) were featured on , and ships them off to wholly different parts of the world where they have to live among people who actually work for a living. On last night's premiere episode, prissy Amanda, now 18, was sent to Kenya, where she lived in a…

British Kids Manage To Make "Prom" An Even More Hateful Institution

Just one of the valuable export sectors keeping the American economy afloat, folks, but don't underestimate prom. Prom has come to Britain, and oh my god I hope it stays here. Two intrepid Wall Street Journal reporters today descend upon the prom of Michael Clarke, third from left, whose parents "at first balked when… » 6/17/08 12:00pm 6/17/08 12:00pm

Legendary Super Sweet 16 Ingrate Revisited

Today MTV reran a classic episode of My Super Sweet 16. It featured Audrey, who become somewhat iconic of the spoiled brattery of her generation after she famously freaked the fuck out on her mom for giving her a $67,000 Lexus (to "practice" driving with) on the day before her Quinceañera bash. I always feel a little… » 6/03/08 4:00pm 6/03/08 4:00pm

MTV Deports Sweet 16 Brats For New Show Exiled

MTV has a new reality series in the works that might just rival our love for The Paper. Remember all those over-privileged spoiled brats from My Super Sweet 16? Well, MTV has enlisted kids from past episodes to star in Exiled. The hook? In each episode, each one of the kids is sent to a different third world country… » 5/14/08 2:30pm 5/14/08 2:30pm

How Women's Television Is Just Like Sex And The City

Slate's TV columnist Troy Patterson parses the programming on the three women's television networks today, and, reading Patterson's descriptions of each lady network, I had to wonder: could the networks be categorized using the ultimate post-modern archetypes, Sex and the City characters? It is the Most Important Show… » 12/13/07 2:00pm 12/13/07 2:00pm

'My Super Sweet Sixteen': Look What My Daddy Did With All That Money He Stole From Those Dumb Investors Edition

You know what? I would not begrudge rich people if they weren't so fucking stupid. This guy collected a few million dollars from people who are probably too rich to feel particularly sorry for, and used it to get his despicable little cunt of a daughter's birthday on My Super Sweet 16, something the SEC is not happy… » 9/17/07 7:30pm 9/17/07 7:30pm