Here Are Jennifer Lawrence's Long-Lost My Super Sweet Sixteen

During her speech for her SAG win last night, fantasy bestie number one draft pick Jennifer Lawrence started things off with a thank you to MTV for casting her in her first commercial at age 14 and allowing her to get her SAG card. That commercial was for My Super Sweet 16 and — because ask the internet and it will… » 1/28/13 10:30am 1/28/13 10:30am

British Kids Manage To Make "Prom" An Even More Hateful Institution

Just one of the valuable export sectors keeping the American economy afloat, folks, but don't underestimate prom. Prom has come to Britain, and oh my god I hope it stays here. Two intrepid Wall Street Journal reporters today descend upon the prom of Michael Clarke, third from left, whose parents "at first balked when… » 6/17/08 12:00pm 6/17/08 12:00pm

Legendary Super Sweet 16 Ingrate Revisited

Today MTV reran a classic episode of My Super Sweet 16. It featured Audrey, who become somewhat iconic of the spoiled brattery of her generation after she famously freaked the fuck out on her mom for giving her a $67,000 Lexus (to "practice" driving with) on the day before her Quinceañera bash. I always feel a little… » 6/03/08 4:00pm 6/03/08 4:00pm

MTV Deports Sweet 16 Brats For New Show Exiled

MTV has a new reality series in the works that might just rival our love for The Paper. Remember all those over-privileged spoiled brats from My Super Sweet 16? Well, MTV has enlisted kids from past episodes to star in Exiled. The hook? In each episode, each one of the kids is sent to a different third world country… » 5/14/08 2:30pm 5/14/08 2:30pm

How Women's Television Is Just Like Sex And The City

Slate's TV columnist Troy Patterson parses the programming on the three women's television networks today, and, reading Patterson's descriptions of each lady network, I had to wonder: could the networks be categorized using the ultimate post-modern archetypes, Sex and the City characters? It is the Most Important Show… » 12/13/07 2:00pm 12/13/07 2:00pm

'My Super Sweet Sixteen': Look What My Daddy Did With All That Money He…

You know what? I would not begrudge rich people if they weren't so fucking stupid. This guy collected a few million dollars from people who are probably too rich to feel particularly sorry for, and used it to get his despicable little cunt of a daughter's birthday on My Super Sweet 16, something the SEC is not happy… » 9/17/07 7:30pm 9/17/07 7:30pm