Jezebel: my life on the d-list

Suzanne Somers' Compound Has A Funicular Entrance

Tracie — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:00:00 EDT

On last night's season finale of My Life on the D List, Suzanne Somers threw a dinner party—to celebrate Kathy's star on the (Palm Springs) Walk of Fame—at her estate, which is only accessible by her private funicular.

Kathy Griffin And Jackie Collins Talk Sex And Literature

Tracie — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:40:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy met up with bestselling author Jackie Collins for some advice on her selling her forthcoming memoir Official Book Club Selection. Inevitably, the two swapped stories on their sexual encounters.

Kathy Griffin, Melissa Etheridge Take On California's Prop 8

Tracie — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:00:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy decided to become an activist and join the fight against Prop 8. She turned to "power lesbian" Melissa Etheridge for help, advice, and to touch her Oscar.

Interestingly, later in the episode, when Kathy was "canvassing" — going out in the community and talking to people about how they voted — she learned that many voters were confused over the wording of Prop 8, thinking that voting "yes" on it was a vote for agreeing with gay marriage.

Earlier: Etheridge Calls Elisabeth Out For Her Support Of Prop 8

Kathy Griffin Bombs At The Apollo

Tracie — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy decided to perform at the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem. Halfway through her act she was played off the stage, kicked out of the building, and asked never to return.

It's not that she said anything racially offensive. She told a pussy lips joke, and being that it was amateur night, there were several children in the audience. The management was pissed.

Betty White Eats Cheesecake With Kathy Griffin, Mom

Tracie — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:20:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy created a "bucket list" for her mom, which included a meeting with Betty White. The three ladies hung out at Sizzler and ate cheesecake together, Golden Girls-style.

Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date

Tracie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy went shopping with Paris Hilton, and they ran into RHONY Jill Zarin, who talked about fabric. Then we learned that Paris was taught that only ugly girls give blow jobs.

According to Paris, her mother, Kathy Hilton, is the one who bestowed upon Paris this gem of wisdom. Paris claims that she doesn't give head, even though there is plenty of video evidence to the contrary.

Kathy Griffin And Lily Tomlin Call Feminist Icon Jane Fonda

Tracie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:40:00 EDT

On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy got to meet and hang out with Lily Tomlin, and she took the opportunity to get Lily to call Jane Fonda. Jane didn't seem too happy to speak with Kathy.

However, in their brief conversation, she did manage to own up to having slept with Klute co-star Donald Sutherland.

Kathy Griffin Meets Up With The Ladies Of Bad Girls Club

Tracie — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:00:00 EDT

On tomorrow's episode of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, reality TV worlds will collide when Kathy goes to Flatbush, Brooklyn to meet up with Hanna and Tanisha from Bad Girls Club. Kathy's totally a fan of the show, and wanted Tanisha to teach her how to "pop off," and because she wanted to fit in with the Bad Girls, Kathy—who doesn't drink—ordered a vodka, but switched it out for water. The episode airs tomorrow night on Bravo (and I'm sure like a bajillion times over and over again after that). Clip above.