If my younger self could see me now, she would certainly have a reaction.

Mary J. Blige's Record-Shattering Perfume Launch

If you are a celebrity looking to distill your smelly essence into a trademarked blend of volatile organic compounds and sell it for a disgusting profit, be like Mary J. Blige. In six hours, Blige moved 60,000 units. [People]

Heidi Without Makeup; Posh To Outfit Beyoncé?

Heidi Klum, one of five models including Jessica Stam to make People's Most Beautiful list this year, poses for the tabloid in a so-hot-right-now makeup-free shot. [HuffPo]
The Kardashian sisters have added bikinis to their trashy Bebe line-o'-knockoffs. [People]