Jezebel: muumuus

"Does The Horrific Taste Of Vagina Become Less Vomitous As I Get Used To Oral?"

Tracie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Molly to my Nomi, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like smegma, internet sex, and incest. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

This Week We Learned About Hookers, Muumuus And Moms.

Jessica — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:20:00 EDT

If this whole Jezebel thing doesn't work out, we now know how to become an internet "escort."
Lilly Ledbetter is a stand-up lady. Maybe someday women will get equal pay for equal work, but not today.
But look! Babies and puppies!
We became certified Tina Feynatics.
We talked about moms! You can't live with them, can't shed their DNA.

Spitzer? I don't even know 'er!
We were not that into the Sex and the City-branded lingerie. Shudder.
The Real Housewives of New York City reunion was possibly the best 60 minutes of television we've ever seen. Thank GOD it's been picked up for a second season! We can't wait to hang with Ramoarawn again.
So throw on that muumuu, and remember: VD is for Everybody.

The Simpsons: Muumuus Are The Uniform For Working From Home

Tracie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:00:00 EDT

Last night, a rerun of The Simpsons aired in which Homer purposely gains weight so he can live out his dream: Working from home. As someone who works from home, I can tell you that when you aren't required to be around other human beings for days on end, things like diet, hygiene and wardrobe quickly plummet on your list of priorities. It's really easy to wake up in the morning, roll over and start working from bed, transition to the couch and never once make a pit stop to put on a bra, brush your teeth or take a shower. And the constant snacking and sedentary lifestyle can make wearing pants, well, uncomfortable, so I could totally relate to the scene of Homer shopping for some work clothes, and picking out a muumuu. Clip above.

Blinded by the light.

eurotrash — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:12:14 EST

Hey Susan! Your aunt Hester called from Florida and she wants her second best formal muumuu back! And she says next time, ask before you borrow, bitch!