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    Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity

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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    ok, someone explain to me why 1. he was her date at the teen choice awards? 2. why eh was invited on the show after?
    im confused.
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Not that I'm a Levi fan....but he is reading a letter from a fan. Who knows how bad the writing is? I can't read my own half the time.
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    Alessar promoted this comment MatthewDeeson was starred MatthewDeeson was unstarred
    Image of Alessar Alessar
    08/12/09

    @MatthewDeeson: Absolutely agree... he's clearly just having trouble reading bad handwriting, and also he hesitated before reading the last name (appropriately not saying it aloud).
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    Image of starsnostars starsnostars
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    i'm glad i'm not alone in my inappropriate desires for levi johnston. i come from a long line of rednecks, and while i have no desire to actually date someone like that i am strongly and inexplicably attracted to way too many levi johnston types.
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    Alessar promoted this comment starsnostars was starred starsnostars was unstarred
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    08/12/09

    @starsnostars: He's cute. Actually, he comes across as fairly boy next door.
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    Image of LaFitzy LaFitzy
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Call me crazy, but I don't find Levi the least bit attractive. He's very John Meyerish, but supremely awkward and seems lacking in the brain and personality departments. I mean, really. The whole interview, he just acted shy/bored and said, "yeah" to pretty much everything Kathy said.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    I'm starting to think that the C in CNN stands for Circus.
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    Image of HappyLand HappyLand
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Why am I overcome by an intense urge to hop on Levi's dick? This is not like me. But the more he talked, the more I wanted to lap fuck him. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/11/09

    @HappyLand: Molly Shannon was on a talk show some years ago and told a story about her cab driver, who was decidedly not intelligent, but that made him hotter. She explained it as "I just wanted to fuck him smart." (As in, she wanted to fuck him until he was smart.) This phenomenon is also known as the "Levi Johnson Effect".
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    Image of HappyLand HappyLand
    08/11/09

    @TildeMarks: That'd be a long fucky times sesh.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    08/11/09

    @HappyLand: I watched this just so I could prove to myself I didn't feel the same way. AND I LOST. Damn is he hot.
    I'm so ashamed.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    "Don't read the number." No problem there, Kathy.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Does he know someone named Brain? Brain will certainly assist in penning a love letter to Ms. Griffin.
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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Kathy Griffin isn't funny and Levi is an idiot.
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    Dictator for Life promoted this comment Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was starred Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was unstarred
    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    08/11/09

    @Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ): A beautiful idiot.
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    Image of History Major History Major
    08/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston + Toddlers & Tiaras + Kathy Griffin = Utter Insanity
    Lol I totally watched this last night. Kathy tried at least 30 times to get the parents to tell her how much it costs to enter a pageant and the parents kept dodging the issue and then they finally were like it's up to $1000 to enter and Kathy was like but they only win like $500 lol BINGO. Also Kathy questioned what could you judge a 2 week old in a pageant? Ability to keep eyes open? Ability to hold head up? Poop?
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/13/09

    In reply to Eve Ensler's New Monologue Will Take Your Breath Away
    God, I LOVE the Vagina Monologues.

    Can't wait for my school's production!
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    02/13/09

    In reply to Eve Ensler's New Monologue Will Take Your Breath Away
    I produced and directed a production of VDay Vagina Monologues in my very conservative city five years ago. We had a packed house. A weeping woman left me a message on my answering machine thanking me for bringing it to the stage. I stood in the spotlight and said 'cunt' over and over again, and somewhere in the audience, my own mother was yelling 'cunt' with the rest of them. That was a great night in my life.


    Bless you, Eve. You are an amazing humanitarian.

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    Image of rotorgirl rotorgirl
    02/13/09

    In reply to Eve Ensler's New Monologue Will Take Your Breath Away
    There's a little secret goal I have, which I think you Jezzies would appreciate. One day, when I get my hands on a helicopter..owning it or flying it for someone who understands, I want to go rescue women and girls who are imprisoned in such situations.


    I also have a savings account that I put money in whenever I get the chance, any small amount of leftover money I have goes in there, so I can go and buy their freedom if I have to when I can actually do this. It's kind of silly and small and probably ineffectual, overall, in the big picture that is this global problem, I know, but if I can rescue one person...all my training and effort will be worth it for me.


    I have a ways to go and many hours to fly before I can even think about being able to get my hands on a helicopter and start work in an area where I can make a difference, but it's a goal of mine, and it will happen.

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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    02/13/09

    @rotorgirl: And we will be PROUD to have known you 'when'.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    02/13/09

    @rotorgirl: I hope for you! That's a wonderful goal and I am proud of you just for wanting it.


    One of my favorite parables (or whatever they are called) is the story of the starfish. I'll paraphrase it; even if you know it, I love it so much. It's seriously one of the themes of my life.


    After a high tide, there were hundreds of starfish on the beach. A man was walking down the beach, tossing starfish back into the water. Another man saw him and asked,

    "Why are you doing that? There's no way you can make a difference. There are too many, and they will die." The starfish-throwing man tossed another starfish into the water and smiled.

    "Made a difference to that one!"


    And that's all any of us can do. We can make a difference to that one, and it can never be enough to save them all, but we will change things, little by little.

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    Image of lisas lisas
    02/13/09

    In reply to Eve Ensler's New Monologue Will Take Your Breath Away
    Flee. Count on miracles.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/13/09

    In reply to Eve Ensler's New Monologue Will Take Your Breath Away
    For real, Jezebel, I haz a sadness again today. You guys are really messing with me bigtime.
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