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6 Reasons Mustaches Are Not Sexy

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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
11/27/08

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I was going to write in defense of mustaches, having recently seen There Will be Blood. Then I clicked the link. They look like kiddie diddlers, every one.
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Jack_Burton
11/27/08

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I want to grow a long Fu Manchu-style mustache.... Think a cross between Christopher Lee's Fu Manchu and Pai Mei in Kill Bill 2. Must extend a good way past the chin.

Alas, I have not the patience for the process...
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
11/26/08

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They all looked OK to good, except Travolta. No, John, get rid of it, like right now! I'm a big fan of mustaches, but you have to match the mustache to the face. When a mismatch occurs, molestache ensues.
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la.donna.pietra
11/26/08

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Jude Law was okay. John Travolta made me shriek in terror.
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WMjen
11/26/08

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At least it is for a good cause, prostate cancer research. It's kinda like Relay for Life, except without the all nighter walking. The guys growing the 'staches raise money and are sponsored. Even the faculty where I go to school have a team. It is super creepy to see Ph.Ds walking around with porn star facial hair.
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Eeva
11/26/08

@WMjen: A few of the rugby players on the Irish team are doing it too, plus some TV presenters over here. It is the best of things: simultaneously hilarious and charitable.
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sequined
11/26/08

@WMjen: I know guys who do this, too, and I think it's a great cause and a cute way to raise money and awareness.
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VaginaWig is A Merkin
11/26/08

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No, sir. For the 23rd time, I would NOT like a mustache ride.
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