Real estate developer Mohamed Hadid, commonly known as “that model Gigi’s dad,” is reportedly bullying an old lady into giving up a piece of her land so he can build a $45 million, 30,000 sq. ft spec castle in Bel Air.

Oh, hell yes, fellow peasants: a motherfuckin rich-ass baby has graced the pages of The Daily Summer—a “haute beach season” “oversize glossy” which serves as the “uncontested fashion bible for the Hamptons set”—to tell us how he motherfuckin LIVES!