Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick

The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings paired with super high heels and a leather jacket. You could tell she thought she looked amazing, but the sight of her apparently skinless legs had everyone doing double takes of sheer horror. I did a complex… » 5/14/12 9:45pm 5/14/12 9:45pm

Would You Like a Bite of My Test Tube Burger?

In theory, being able to make artificial meat in a lab sounds great—it'd be better for the earth than raising animals and would make protein more plentiful for a hungry population. But then there's the actual reality of it, which at the moment is sitting in a petri dish in the Netherlands and is described as a… » 2/19/12 11:55pm 2/19/12 11:55pm

Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep

"Excuse me, miss. Miss? I'm so sorry to bother you out in public like this. I know you don't know me, but I would want to know. This is embarrassing— I'm going to come right out and say it. Your adductor muscles are showing. Don't freak out! I know how it goes. You're rushing around getting ready in the morning and… » 2/07/12 4:45pm 2/07/12 4:45pm