Sad to say I have truly dastardly doings to report this fine morning. Two trees overlooking a sea cliff in the UK’s Dorset have been poisoned. And it gets even darker—locals suspect wealthy flat owners seeking an improved view and, therefore, increased property values.

Durst Denied Bail, Also Eyed In 1971 Case of Missing Vermont Teen

Anna Merlan

3/24/15 9:50am

The long arm of the law is finally drawing Scooby Doo villain Robert Durst into its halfhearted embrace: a New Orleans judge denied Durst bail on Monday, ruling that he's a flight risk. Prosecutors said that when Durst was arrested in New Orleans on March 14, they found a .38-caliber revolver, a latex mask, and a map…

Have Wealthy Property Owners in Dorset Been Poisoning Innocent Trees to Preserve Their Sea View?

Durst Denied Bail, Also Eyed In 1971 Case of Missing Vermont Teen

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