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queenieinmanhattan
12/09/08

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I love that Fred Thompson is doing exactly what I'd had planned if NYC had been selected for the 2012 Olympics. I really can't criticize him for it; talk about easy money.
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♠ Final ♠
12/09/08

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If any Jews need saving just let me know, preferably from a burning building or wild animal. "Righteous among the Nations" would look awesome on my resume.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/09/08

@Final - should have been the first Black President.: Yeah, what's the criteria for that? What if I have like a jewish friend who is about to go out but forgets her TPS reports or something and she tells me "Thanks, you totally saved my life."

Does that count? I could arrange that.
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JennaW
12/08/08

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I've generally hated the SCOTUS since 2000, but I have to say, the "Bitch, Please" decision today was made of win.
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la vie en hypnose
12/08/08

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this just goes to show that just because we have a black president does not mean racism can be shelved.... people are contesting to the SC that the Obama is not an naturally born US citizen? really i mean really?
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Brigit
12/08/08

@lajoliefille: You missed the crazy-conspirational-theorist lady thread? Fuck that was all sorts of awesome!
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Saltine
12/08/08

@Brigit quiere comer pasteles!: dchan was truly a one of the kind crazy, needs to come back.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/09/08

@Brigit quiere comer pasteles!: That was an excellent threat, especially the link to the document analyst who essentially said "Well, if you close your eyes and squint and don't listen to reason" it's a forgery.
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Brigit
12/08/08

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It kinda pissed me off when I learned that the pile of shit that is Karl Rove is a college dropout.
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Saltine
12/08/08

@Brigit quiere comer pasteles!: Simultaneously in my brain were these two thoughts:

What?!?

And that explains a lot...
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PaintedTrollop
12/09/08

@saltine:

So is Sean Hannity.
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DangerMouse
12/08/08

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This and Sandra Samuel actually restore my faith in humanity today:

"In your official holiday-themed uplifting end to the roundup, homeless men at Detroit's Mariners Inn shelter and treatment center are raising $500 for each of 4 poor families they are adopting for the holidays."

Thanks, Megan. I needed a boost.
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Lymed
12/08/08

@ejc.wants.pie.now: It should make us all rexamine our excuses for not giving or not giving more.
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Stabby McStabberson
12/08/08

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Fred Thompson is so cheap that he's renting his apartment out for the inauguration.

I hope he hides his butt plugs and collection of Hombres Latino magazine back-issues before the guests arrive.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
12/09/08

@Stabby Hussein McStabberson: I hope he doesn't!
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Penny
12/08/08

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Seriously??? Did she give into pressure from the Democratic party? I feel so out of touch!
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Jamie Sommers
12/08/08

@Archetype: To whom are you referring? Sebelius?
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Penny
12/08/08

@Jamie Sommers: Yes.
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Penny
12/08/08

@Archetype: Oh Jesus, Archetype....sorry I was mixing her up with the Arizona woman. Sorry.....
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Jamie Sommers
12/08/08

@Archetype: No worries. It's been a long and strange day.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
12/08/08

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Karl, it would be easier to write a book about everyone who was nice to Bush. You can call it "Bush 'n' Me (No Not That Kind of Bush - The President.)"
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SisterMaryMartha
12/08/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes:
A Roving Bush

Rove N Bush

Bush-Rove: A Match Made in Vocabulary Heaven?
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Crabby Cakes
12/08/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: A Rove in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

I know it makes no sense, my brain is fried.
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whats_in_a_name
12/08/08

@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: A Bush in the hand is worth two still Rove-ing?
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Crabby Cakes
12/08/08

@whats_in_a_name: A Bush in the hand is worth Rove-ing the Bush?
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whats_in_a_name
12/08/08

@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: "Rove-ing the Bush" sounds like something Republican BDSM
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PaintedTrollop
12/09/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes:

If Karl wrote about everyone who liked Bush, it would be a short story.
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missbitchy
12/08/08

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Why did I read those Politico comments? Why?
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
12/08/08

@missbitchy: I made the same mistake. I sort of thought there would be insightful comments on case law or something. I'm not drunk either.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
12/08/08

@missbitchy: @treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: See... when you post things like that I take it as a personal dare from you guys to go read the Politico comments.

Aaaaand I just wasted 15 mins of my life.
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battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
12/08/08

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Hey, my friends are charging a grand+ a night to stay in their cramped, shoebox D.C. apartments for the inauguration. I don't care who you are, that's damn good money.
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vamusical
12/08/08

@battleaxonista: DC area residency: where any and all profits from inauguration rentals every 4 years are greatly offset by daily traffic jams due to motorcades and the increased possibility of fiery terrorist-induced deaths.
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SisterMaryMartha
12/08/08

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Christie Hefner's apparently leaving Playboy Enterprises... to angle for a job with the Obama Administration?
that had better be a gottdam lie.

I don't care how good a business woman she may be, I do not want anything Playboy related in the White House.

no and no, no no no no no no Christie.

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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
12/08/08

@SisterMaryMartha: I wonder what her answer might be to the question "have you or your family done anything that might embarrass Pres. Obama" in the questionnaire?
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vamusical
12/08/08

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"President Bush's new neighbors are concerned that their community might become a target after he moves in. Now they know how all the residents of D.C. feel."

YESSSS!! HOME RUN, MEGAN!!
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Mav
12/08/08

@vamusical: Ugh, I know right? And not just when Bush is in power because it will be equally as bad with Obama. Always is... *mutters*
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PaintedTrollop
12/09/08

@vamusical:

I bet the residents of the whitey enclave voted for Bush. Let them reap what they have sown.

Somebody's gotta take him....
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LaMorena
12/08/08

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Jezebel has been especially spunk-y this past week.

With all this talk of spilled seed, I just want to remind everyone what my Irish-Catholic ancestors believe (and to which I probably owe my existence).

Every sperm is sacred!

+ Watch video

That reminds me--I need to pick up my birth control after work...

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tscheese
12/08/08

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"OY. Whatever the opposite of jizzing in my pants is, I just did it."

Jason, I'm completely stealing this. I'm going to find an appropriate and/or inappropriate situation in which to trot this one out because it's a gem.

Difficulty: The Grand Republic of Tscheese does not list jizz as an export, nor pants as an import.
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Jamie Sommers
12/08/08

@tscheese: And then he topped himself with this gem:

Basically, my left ball is now off on a merry adventure in my bowels.
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Saltine
12/08/08

@Jamie Sommers: But then Megan brought up lemmiwinks and got a permanent win. Because any time you bring up a gerbil stuck up mr. slave's ass you win, no matter what the competition.
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