Diet Cheese Company Ad Makes Fun of Diet Ads

Irish Cheese company LowLow's new advertisement is a parody of standard diet ad cliches — Smug Girl, Ditzy Girl and Muffin Girl dance around with yogurt and zip up their jeans — because even though its cheeses only have one-third the fat of regular cheese, LowLow is hip enough to know that diet ads suck. Meta! » 4/12/13 6:15pm 4/12/13 6:15pm

NJ Bakery Shut Down for Brilliantly Putting Sugar into Sugar-Free Baked…

The stern hand of confectionary justice has forced a New Jersey bakery (it really couldn't have been anything other than a New Jersey bakery) to stop peddling its diabetes-inducing morsels after the FDA discovered that the bakery (which, again, is in New Jersey) was dumping assloads of sugar into its sugar-free baked… » 3/14/13 6:20pm 3/14/13 6:20pm