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    The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina

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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    I'm puking.
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    Image of Noah D Noah D
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Leighton Meester looks like she got shot with the makeup gun Homer made in that one episode of The Simpsons.
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    Jan74 promoted this comment Noah D was starred Noah D was unstarred
    Image of LaMorenita LaMorenita
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    with so many of these (8, 10, 14, 15, 17, 18....) I thought, oh that's ok in an opium dream realm of appropriateness, and then I got to the SHOES! when will the booty end its reign of terror??
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment LaMorenita was starred LaMorenita was unstarred
    Image of pintoftomatoes pintoftomatoes
    09/14/09

    @una.perra.andaluza: I HATE THE BOOTIES! THEY LOOK SO STUPID!

    And really, I think they make your legs look shorter, but that's just me.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment pintoftomatoes was starred pintoftomatoes was unstarred
    Image of RStewie RStewie
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    I liked Shakira, mainly because her shoes looked better with the dress...
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment RStewie was starred RStewie was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/14/09

    @RStewie: I like her shoes better, but not with that dress. The shoes and the dress look very Pretty Woman (Pre-Makeover) to me. Especially with the teased hair.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Whitby, North Yorkshire, is also known for it's fine-quality fish & chips.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Seriously, going through this I was like "eugh..ugh...Jesus Christ!...meh...blech...mmm...god" I'm nauseous. Does that mean I'm just old and out-of-touch?

    Pink over Shakira.

    I want Lady Gag-me to just wear some fucking jeans and a tee shirt.

    What if that's not Amber Rose but a snake that swallowed Amber Rose?
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Edited by Skellatrix at 09/14/09 11:27 AM Skellatrix was starred Skellatrix was unstarred
    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Wow, and here I thought the whole fake and bake orange tan look was passe and out of style. I feel so naive.
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    Image of mipsy6 mipsy6
    09/14/09

    @suck_it_monkeys: I was thinking the same thing. LC is a particular offender this time. Her dress is lovely, but her tan is distracting.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Wow, what happened to Tyson Ritter? He looks cracked out. Or drunk.

    Pink wore it better, by the way.
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    Edited by Evie Havok at 09/14/09 11:04 AM Evie Havok was starred Evie Havok was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    I kind of want a Gaga doll in that outfit, just so I can send it to my boyfriend (who collects creepy ass dolls) and freak him out.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    i wish i could be a fan of jennifer lopez, but that damn stupid face she makes on the red carpet - i mean, does she spend one hour getting ready and then one hour practicing that face in the mirror when she goes out?! just smile or don't smile. stop with the face. it's utter bullshit.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    I like the look of the woman in the black knee length dress the most. I don't know who she is but she looks elegant, stylish and comfortable. Best off all, I could even imagine myself wearing that dress.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    09/14/09

    @Rare Affinity: It's Nelly Furtado, and I agree.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    09/14/09

    @Rare Affinity: Nellie Furtado, I think.

    I want Alicia Key's dress myself. I shall wear it on New Year's Eve and be all sparkly.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    Leighton, why did you borrow Little J's eyeliner? Give it back.

    Actually, scratch that. Throw it away so neither of you can use it.
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/14/09

    @cate3710: OH WORD. I am so sick of the "dark eye."
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    You know you've hit rock bottom when your date, who is dressed as a Python, looks embarrassed to stand next to you.
    A bottle of whiskey and a pleather, button-up shirt with rolled up, short sleeves?!
    Those "beard" rumors are seeming more and more plausible. Put down the bottle and open the closet door, man!

    Also: Back the fuck down, Kanye!
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    sybann promoted this comment fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    09/14/09

    @fluxus flucker: Cognac. But even if the content of the bottle was depleted he'd still have no excuse for the gigantic assholish behavior.
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    Image of babzie babzie
    09/14/09

    @fluxus flucker:
    Kanye’s date is clad in a snake-a-tard,
    Yet I’m reluctant to condemn.
    She couldn’t have known it would be so hard
    To get through the evening with him.
    He dissed a bewildered teenager
    For reasons that no one could grasp.
    His faux pas grew even more major
    When he reached out and grabbed Amber’s asp.
     Reply
    GeorgeFayne promoted this comment babzie was starred babzie was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    In the 19th century, Whitby, North Yorkshire, was known for its fine-quality jet carving.

    Somebody just read Possession!
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    09/14/09

    @GeorgeFayne: Whitby was also where the ship containing Dracula's coffin first arrived in England.
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    Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    09/14/09

    @GeorgeFayne: I had the exact same thought :)
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    hfree was starred hfree was unstarred
    Image of cantstopwontstop cantstopwontstop
    09/14/09

    In reply to The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
    .... Later that evening, after the shame of her partner's behavior had subsided, Amber found a nice dry log to aid in sloughing off her skin.

    But seriously folks- how the holy hell did she get that skin on/off?
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    VirginiaDentata promoted this comment cantstopwontstop was starred cantstopwontstop was unstarred
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