Leighton Meester's attempt to distance herself from Blair Waldorff and the headbands to launch a singing career seems like it's working so far (although I would totally name a band "Blair Waldorff and the Headbands).
Sienna Miller looks rather pretty. I also just like her, even when she's dressed like a pretty hobo. And Leighton Meester is so, so pretty and so adorable I can't even stand it. I just want to eat her.
@AuntPenny: Leighton Meester gives me fits. She's just so freaking adorable that I feel like I have to look at her through some sort of special filter, lest her sheer cuteness cause permanent damage to my retinas.
@tscheese: Yeah, if the dress were longer, and wore different shoes, and her hair was different, and the makeup softer, she'd look amazing. That sounded sarcastic. But I meant it. Her waist is so tiny!
i don't know if i will be able to look at leann rimes ever again after she sang "i jizzed in my pants". her diction is so terrible (case in point: "how do i LEEEEEEV") that i had to really listen to figure out what the hell she was saying...and then i was sad that i figured it out.
I actually wore something similar a few weeks ago, Whitney Port. Of course, it was just a giant pack of gauze from severely skinning a knee. But y'know, I can tell that we're together in Ill-Fitting Wide-Waffle-Weave Absorbent Rumpled Something-Or-Other Sterile Until Opened solidarity.
So it's nice to see you're taking suggestions from me.
@Breamworthy: Maybe it's my anti-Paris bias showing, but I really think she would look amazing if she cut out the frilly little girl outfits. She's not 19 anymore, so this whole princess shtick is getting just weird.
Wow. Some of those goods are so very un-good that for a second there I was afraid Jezebel did turn into some celebrity rag like People, or like one April Fools day 2008. (For example, CariDee English and Rumer Willis: NOT nice outfits. Bad outfits. NOT good, BAD.) Then I remembered that Sadie and I have very different tastes.
Before anyone comments on Kristen's shoes, it should be noted that she sprained her ankle which is why she's in chucks and not heels. It's like she's ACTUALLY BELLA! OMG!
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What's with the tiny dresses?
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Lady needs to get shoes that fit, though.
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i don't know if i will be able to look at leann rimes ever again after she sang "i jizzed in my pants". her diction is so terrible (case in point: "how do i LEEEEEEV") that i had to really listen to figure out what the hell she was saying...and then i was sad that i figured it out.
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Look, the lady is hot as hell, but I wasn't expecting this to be a "Good".
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So it's nice to see you're taking suggestions from me.
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