Beyonce Knowles, the ultimate modernist bombshell, in classic form.


The Hoff - in one place where he's always appreciated.


Juliette Lewis is intent on making everyone remember, at every turn, that she is not a rocker. Apparently she does put on a killer show!


Leona Lewis' getup makes me ponder the wide range of human tastes and likes.


Doda's outfit might be called "representational." "Literal," even.


But eh voila! The bomb contracts into a...large, random black circle.


Luckily for Lil Kim, there is a great deal to be said for consistency in this unpredictable world.


Is the, um, border of Shakira's arm-hole intended to evoke an Edenic serpent? Can she sit down in that dress? Or walk in those shoes? So many questions!


Now that she's 25, Katy Perry is an elegant grown-up lady. Or at least a Gibson Girl.


Asia Argento models the latest in Flintstones chic.


Elena Paparizou, meanwhile, models last year's iteration.


Not sure why Miranda Cosgrove needed to come to Berlin, but I guess Nickelodeon likes to represent. As do harlequins. And she's doing them both proud!


Shadow-tie-dye and high boots? If anyone can work it, it's a tall drink of water like Joss Stone.

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The Good:
Estelle's sleek sheath is one of the few unadulterated "Goods" of the evening!


Pink's metallic ballgown is actually kind of beautiful.


Duffy's mini is somewhere between ugly and cute; I think she pulls it off.



The Bad:


Katy Perry is said to resemble Zooey Deschanel. Apparently she tries to alleviate this confusion by dressing as ludicrously as possible 90% of the time.


If cute little leather dress sounds like an oxymoron, it's probably because it is, Daisy Lowe.


This guest (not ID'd) gives a lesson in how to make basics look goofy.


The striped jacket makes Solange Knowles' space-age mini Ascot-appropriate!


Alex Curran channels Jockey-meets-starting-flag.


Nathalie Emmanuel summons the ghosts of 1990.



The Ugly:


Perez Hilton or Friedrich Von Trapp?

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