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    Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…

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    Image of cand86 cand86
    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Totally wrong for her. She needs something older, more motherly.

    I'd have gone with "Beulah".
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    i think Bessie Butterworth is much cuter.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Just wait until the topless photos on her iPhone are "accidentally" posted online. She was called "Sugartits" back in the day for a reason, you know.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    Boooo. There's already a product called Joy, marketing people. Now I'll forever associate this syrup with lemon dishwashing detergent.
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    10/02/09

    @hortense: It reeks of "marketing gimmck," not that Joy isn't a lovely name.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    10/02/09

    @hortense: She's also having an affair with a roll of paper towels named Brawny, who lives in Hidden Valley. She used to see the Green Giant, but he dumped her for Betty Crocker, that temptress.
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    10/02/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: that was epic!
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
    A syrup bottle has a twitter account? My facebook friend Bacon is so not amused.
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Maple. Mrs. Maple Butterworth.


    Makes sense to me.

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    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Clarabel Butterworth. I like it.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Or Maybelle.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Mabel.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    "I Can't Believe It's Not."
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    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Whatever her name may be, the screaming yellow 'n' red "PAY ONLY $2.99" draping her apron is an insult to her dignity.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Ask this guy, I bet he knows.
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    Image of onenotesam onenotesam
    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Tonya.


    Tonya Buttersworth.

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    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    Josephine

    Bertha

    Margaret
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/06/09

    In reply to Say My Name, Say My Name
    I don't think there's any question on this: her name is Maple.


    Duh.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/06/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Damnit Sham, I was just going to write that! GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
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