What the Hell is Going on in this David Hasselhoff Lean Pockets Commercial?

We don't even know where to start with this Lean Pockets commercial starring David Hasselhoff's "German cousin 'Mr Lean.'" All pitiful attempts to be funny/quirky/politically incorrect in a charming way are as fruitless as the Hoff's half-assed accent. It's both confusing and disturbing at the same time, and reminds… »6/15/12 7:40pm6/15/12 7:40pm