For starters: Holy shit with the flower. Wasn't Carrie working those like eight years ago anyway? I mean, i know fashion is cyclical, but come on.

Patrick Demarchelier is shooting Carrie in wedding dresses.

God, Carrie is so fucking fat. JK! Seriously, I had no idea it was even possible for a stomach to be that flat.

I thought Samantha was the one who wore the pearl necklaces. (Har har.) OK, so now this is where we start seeing some '80s themes. Is this movie a prequel?

'Cause this is Carrie's outfit from the show's opening credits.

And the bitch still doesn't have a damn cell phone.

Speaking of '80s...I though Miranda would be the one to sport the Paula Poundstone outfit.

Miranda gets mad about something.

And then takes a serious autumn walk with Carrie, who's now wearing soft brown hair.

Charlotte is shocked by something.

But that's not what concerns me. I'm more interested in those Post It notes next to her. After staring at them for an inordinate amount of time, I've decided that they say "storage," "toss," and "take," which leads me to believe that the girls are at Carrie's apartment, helping her to pack so she can move to Big's.

OK, so here, Charlotte is dressed like M.I.A., but with a "Carrie" bandanna, and everyone else looks disgusting. After seeing some more Post Its in the background, I'm thinking that while helping her pack, the girls found some of Carrie's Ghosts of Fashions Past, and being silly (probably after a Cosmo or two) they dressed up in them.

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