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New Gone Girl Trailer: Even More 'Ben Affleck Is Confused' Face

After a sort-of artistic first trailer and some other sort-of artistic posters, a new trailer for Gone Girl has been released. I would normally comment here that I have a hard time getting stoked for this movie because of how much I wanted to throw my phone which holds my Kindle app across the room when I finished the… » 7/07/14 2:00pm 7/07/14 2:00pm

Daniel Radcliffe Is in the Rom Com Stage of His Career

In the upcoming movie What If, Daniel Radcliffe plays Wallace, a young man who falls in love with Zoe Kazan (her character's name is Chantry). The only trouble is, Chantry already has a boyfriend. "Still, there is no denying the chemistry between them, leading the pair to wonder, what if the love of your life is… » 5/29/14 4:20pm 5/29/14 4:20pm

Michael Douglas, Diane Keaton and Old People Sex Jokes: And So It Goes

Michael Douglas and Diane Keaton have each cornered the market on romantic comedies for baby boomers, so it makes sense that they've come together for a Rob Reiner movie in which Douglas plays a crotchety realtor and Keaton plays his more well-adjusted neighbor. In And So It Goes, Douglas' character finds himself… » 5/12/14 4:20pm 5/12/14 4:20pm

Here's a Movie About a Detachable Penis That Turns Into a Man

In theaters May 2 but streaming now on Video On Demand for your viewing pleasure is Bad Johnson, a movie that stars Cam Gigandet as a man whose penis magically comes off his body and turns into a walking, talking, real, honest-to-goodness human man. (Feel free to allow a moment for your head to fall off your body from… » 4/21/14 2:46pm 4/21/14 2:46pm

Watch Elizabeth Banks Take a Walk of Shame in a Bandage Dress

Sometimes it feels like they're writing these movie titles specifically for the headlines of blog posts. In Walk of Shame, Elizabeth Banks plays an uptight "good girl" newscaster named Meghan Miles who finds out she's been turned down for her dream job and decides to blow off some steam by fucking James Marsden. » 4/16/14 2:20pm 4/16/14 2:20pm

Your Morning Cry: The Painful, Sweet 'Fault in Our Stars' Trailer

While The Fault in Our Stars trailer is uplifting, it might make you cry. Based on the YA novel by John Green, the story involves a young girl, played by Shailene Woodley, who has been diagnosed with cancer. She meets a young boy whose cancer is in remission, played by Ansel Elgort. The girl tries to keep her… » 1/30/14 9:30am 1/30/14 9:30am

Leo DiCaprio as Breakdancing '90s D-Bag Trader in Wolf of Wall Street

Put The Great Gatsby, American Psycho and Gordon Gekko in a blender and you get The Wolf of Wall Street, the new Martin Scorsese picture starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matthew McConaughey, Jonah Hill, a yacht and a bunch of money. At one point Leo addresses the camera, Henry Hill-style, so go ahead and sprinkle a little » 6/17/13 10:25am 6/17/13 10:25am

Anna Karenina: Come For the Historical Slut-Shaming, Stay For the…

Tale as old as time: Young woman in loveless marriage with governmental official has an affair with a rich count… and then the Stroganoff hits the fan. Nope, not ABC's Scandal: It's Tolstoy's famous 1878 novel with the oh-so-true opening line, "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own… » 6/21/12 4:20pm 6/21/12 4:20pm

The Full Breaking Dawn Trailer, Starring A Belly Full O' Vamp Fetus

Check your mail! You're invited to a wedding. The bride is a girl who's just graduated from high school, and the groom is a sparkly dude old enough to be her great-great-grandfather. At least one werewolf is on the guest list. A warning: The reception may not have vegetarian options. Yes, folks, this is the … » 6/06/11 11:35am 6/06/11 11:35am

Taylor Lautner's Furrowed Brow Stars In Abduction

Do you like werewolves? Mysteries? High school boys? Bad acting? Shit that blows up? Martial arts? Secret government conspiracy theories? Parkour? Biceps? Phil Collins? Frowning? Then you'll love Abduction, directed by Boyz n the Hood's John Singleton. The clip gives it all away: Taylor plays Nathan, who finds out he… » 4/14/11 12:27pm 4/14/11 12:27pm