I want a road trip movie that involves zombies or werewolves and women not acting like idiots, which is what seems to happen when some male screenwriters don't get dates in high school. And it would be nice if the characters took pictures, too---am I the only person who does that? And what about finding some great food on the way? Seriously, there's this place in Hinckley, MN that makes caramel rolls that are like sex, except with caramel. Everybody knows that in a real road trip, there's no calories.
I didn't realise quite how pathetic I am, but I would have probably picked up this "film" on a Saturday night. And I own a lot of that music. Except for the instrumental drums played by a kitten - clearly, I'm going to have to look for that on iTunes to complete my collection.
@Ginmar Rienne: That would be so awesome. You could have "Dark Lady" playing on the car radio, and when Cher & God go to clap, the car could swerve into the opposite lane as a semitruck is approaching, and they'd freak out, scream, grab the wheel and correct themselves as "Dark Lady" fades and Death Cab starts to play.
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Also, I need to show this to a guy I know who wants to be a screenwriter but honestly, how do you tell someone they suck at what they want to do (and write tripe like this without a hint of irony)?
@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I wish I had that kind of gall. At a screenwriting workshop I recently attended, from the read-alouds, you'd think Diablo Cody had started a church. Freeky.
@texascrude: It's called the Sepulcher of the Holy Hipster. They meet every Wednesday at your local Open Mic night. No cover, but plaid shirts and some form of spandex are required.
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@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Men are required to have the urban lumberjack beard, and womens' hair must look as though it was ravaged by a badger and then slept on.
@feather_spin: Yes, I was thinking, "I would so go see this movie. It would be awesome -- except for the part where they played all the songs at the same time."
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Perfect tip o' the hat, er... Yeah.
That was subversive...
I vote for "Guess What" (lyrics NSFW)
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Whoa flashback from a different lifetime...sorry.
Just down the road from another of my favorite billboards for one of the casinos...
"Loosest Slots!!"
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It... it's as if the filmmakers know my life and who I am. I think this film sums everything up about my life that's occurred in the last half hour.
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It'd be awesome.
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"At one point they put all the songs on top of each other...
I didn't like it. At all."
WIN
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"Because I need to find myself." distant look
brilliant!
Also, I need to show this to a guy I know who wants to be a screenwriter but honestly, how do you tell someone they suck at what they want to do (and write tripe like this without a hint of irony)?
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