Fifty Shades of Dick: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film

The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise. » 11/05/14 4:50pm 11/05/14 4:50pm