Don't be jealous if your moves aren't there yet, you have time to grow into them.

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…

Aline Brosh McKenna is onboard to write the film adaptation of Rochester, an unreleased graphic novel that's a modern retelling of Jane Eyre. Fox 2000 acquired the rights in a deal worth the "low seven figures". Yowza, that's a whole lot of orphan porridge!

The nice thing about being a movie or TV character is that there is never, ever, time to explain, whereas real-life people like you and me have ample time to explain in such annoying detail that your friends get annoyed at you and then go home and stream an entire BBC drama series on Instant Netflix while…