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    Love & Other Indoor Sports
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    Image of Hakka Hakka
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Is it just me, or is the woman directly behind the bottle both neck and body-less? I understand for the sake of the design, said body parts had to be removed, but she just seems like a giant floating Zardoz god head. Perhaps if we supply it with silly stickers she will supply us with...ORGY??
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Hakka: That's Jambi's sister.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Dammit, I just lost the game.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I can't stop laughing. That's just so ridiculous and I can totally see a bunch of frat dudes trying to entice the ladies into a rousing game of Orgy.


    Also, it comes with bibs.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: So if you used Amber Bock beer...would you then have BOCKBIBS?!?


    C'mon, let's find out! IT'S ONLY $10!

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/16/09

    @tscheese: And that's a damn good price for a genuine bacchanalian smash.


    I call shotgun on the plaque, though.

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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    The name of the game is binge drinking. I play the game.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @MizJenkins: So do I, but I've never done it in a bib. I'll make sure to remedy that this weekend.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @MizJenkins: I play it to win.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I'd just like to ensure that all fellow twelve-year-olds note that you send your money off to Gaylord James.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Well, I'm glad that this game doesn't have anything to do with that really shitty late 90's/early 00's band that recorded that horrible cover of "Blue Monday."
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    "Porron" is really similar to the Spanish word for a joint, which is "porro"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: The more you know!
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I feel bad for the poor girl all alone in the back eating grapes. Her lower half appears to be trapped in a giant ice cube. Maybe that's why nobody want to orgy with her?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: I think it's because she's trying to feed the grapes to her cheek. That doesn't bode well for her "ORGY" participation.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    @BabyJane: Sigh... too dumb for an orgy. That's when you know your life isn't going to come out like you expected.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Maybe she should try something easier, like Twister?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    My God, the 70s were one long acid trip from hell, weren't they?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    06/16/09

    @deitybox: You had to do SOMETHING to forget Nixon.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Are we sure it's not a double dildo? Either way, I love how the instruction scroll is "suitable for framing". That makes a much more charming decoration than a needlepoint saying "I had a bacchanalian smash and all I got was this pillow and some carpet burns."
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    First I thought it was a bong. Then I thought it was a dildo. Then I thought it was a dildo that turned into a bong. Now I don't know what to think.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/16/09

    @stoprobbers: A dildo that turns into a bong?? Do you realize what a goldmine you're sitting on????
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @stoprobbers: "You got dildo in my bong!" "No, you got bong in my dildo!"


    Finally, two great tastes that go great together.

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    The huge bibs with "Orgy" written on them make it look as though those two men are about to eat a very large, sexy lobster.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this. I'm imagining an enormous lobster showing up and THEN IT'S TIME TO FILL UP THE ORGY-BONG WITH CLARIFIED BUTTER.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/16/09

    @tscheese: HA!"Watch as the sexy lobster drizzles that butter all over its tight, rock hard thorax..."
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Oh. Jeebus. Please stop making me think about what my parents may have been doing in the 70s.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: This is why I thought "The Ice Storm" was actually a horror movie.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: My parents just held hands and did crosswords. And not sexy crosswords - unsexy crosswords!


    LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @tailfeather: Hahaha!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    "Object of the game is to get her so drunk she'll walk around with a sticker on her head and will do anything you say."


    There, fixed it for them.

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    Image of scaram0uche scaram0uche
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    And after a quick rinse, it works as a bong!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/16/09

    @scaram0uche [can't get her act together]: honestly, it's just a bong! Or a Netti Pot.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
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