Scroll and Click a Clit With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse

Just in time for your holiday gift-giving, it's the G-Spot: a mouse that's shaped like a vagina, with a scrolling clitoris, and a button in place of the eponymous spot. With all the hand-wringing over women orgasming less during casual sex, perhaps these mouses can provide an anatomy lesson, kinda, for hapless men and… » 11/15/13 6:45pm 11/15/13 6:45pm

Watch These Mighty Mice Perform Amazing Tricks, Be Extremely Agile and …

I love mice, they're so cute and smart, and they're much maligned and feared by humans even though we're the ones who terrorize them. Anyway, let's take a minute to appreciate how great these little ones are, and how we are all just crazy animals trying to survive on planet earth. I don't know what I'm saying but I… » 1/20/13 11:30pm 1/20/13 11:30pm

There Are So Many Reasons Not to Buy a Mousepad With Boobs on It [NSFW]

What would you say is the very worst part about this mousepad? The fact that the mouse blocks her lovely animated face? That she's wearing such a flimsy, low-cut tank top in an office? That her "boobs" are actually filled with gel to support your wrist in an ergonomic position while you work, er, surf porn at work? Those … » 3/29/12 11:15pm 3/29/12 11:15pm

Worth It: A Mouse That's Kind To Wrists

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily… » 10/17/11 5:10pm 10/17/11 5:10pm

Screw Soccer! David Beckham's Time Spent Sitting Around In Boxer Briefs …

  • David Beckham has a new endorsement deal: Armani underwear in the United States! And you were afraid he and Posh might go broke... [Vogue UK]
  • Erin Fetherston for Target: Sorta secretly sorta available for purchase online. [Fashionista]
  • Karl Lagerfeld: "I am a popular figure for Halloween. Last year friends of mine…
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