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SomeAuthorGirl
11/29/09

In reply to From Dr. Feelgood To Judge Judy
Ah. Vince Neil is also a Jezebel.
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

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So Vince likes to stay....HOME SWEET HOME?
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: he no longer has a need for GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS?
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: If he kept boozing and drugging, eventually someone would have to KICKSTART HIS HEART.
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: Sorry. I'm bored at work.
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SUNNY1
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: He likes to watch Judge Judy SHOUT AT THE DEVIL and throw LOOKS THAT KILL.
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@SUNNY1: He likes the way Judge Judy tends to STICK TO HER (your) GUNS
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SUNNY1
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: As the defendants and plaintiffs let out PRIMAL SCREAM[s] and bring out the ANIMAL[s] IN THEM[selves], Vince's friends call it all a WHITE TRASH CIRCUS. But he just watches with STARRY EYES.
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@SUNNY1: I'll bet Vince looks at some of those defendants and wonders if they're A RAT LIKE ME. I'm sure Vince realized that it doesn't matter since Judge Judgy CAN'T CHANGE ME and yet, is EVERY INCH A WOMAN. He loves Judge Judy because, with her, no one has to FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS since JJ is HELL ON HIGH HELLS.
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SUNNY1
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: He croons a SICK LOVE SONG at the screen, cuz JJ is just RED HOT as she deals with people arguing LOUDER THAN HELL over RATTLESNAKE SHAKE[s].
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@SUNNY1: God, you're awesome.
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SUNNY1
11/29/09

@NewsBunny: I love how long this went on.

I have given you a heart. USE IT OR LOSE IT.
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NewsBunny
11/29/09

@SUNNY1: Back at cha, baby.

Someday we'll meet, wearing all the black eyeliner our lids can bear, and talk hair bands!
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BowlingForDollars
11/29/09

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Wow, that statement is light years from the Crue's behavior as chronicled in The Dirt.
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Tchotchke
11/29/09

In reply to From Dr. Feelgood To Judge Judy
Honestly, after you've made a sex tape with a porn star, done every drug known to man, written some of the worst music in history and slept with every woman in existence between 1984-1988, you should probably spend your days watching Judge Judy as penance.

That said, the Motley Crue "Behind the Music" is second only to Leif Garret's episode. They broke the mold after the Motley Crue episode (Nikki Sixx was pronounced dead...TWICE! They had 2 sex tapes before it was cool!) and Leif Garrett was forced to meet the man he paralyzed on camera. Oh man, I really, really miss the heyday of "BtM."
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hej hej
11/29/09

@Tchotchke: Motley Crue and Leif Garret are both classic, but Def Leppard is my all-time favorite episode of Behind the Music. Rick Allen lost an ARM. And still kept drumming!
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Tchotchke
11/29/09

@hej hej: Another good one. What is so hysterical about Behind the Music was that it is so formulaic. Clearly, when the show was created early on, the producers found a common career arc between many of those bands. However, when the series wore on, the producers became so rigid in keeping that narrative that they would shoe-horn these artists' lives into them. They would have something like, "Behind the Music: Enya" and still find some way to force her to have a "rock bottom" moment. It was so unintentionally hilarious.
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hej hej
11/29/09

@Tchotchke: It's so true. The formula was always 'young people find early success', followed by 'descent into drug and alcohol abuse' and the inevitable 'rock bottom', before finally ending on 'redemption' (which usually followed a stay at Promises in Malibu).

I'm sure certain episodes were very tricky for the show's producers. I don't recall Celine Dion, for instance, ever driving drunk and killing her best friend, a la Vince Neil. In those cases it was probably just easier to manufacture a "rock bottom" moment, though like you said, those episodes were always unintentionally hilarious.
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beatrice2000
11/29/09

@Tchotchke: I liked a parody episode they did with Garth Brooks' alter ego Chris Gaines, where at every commercial break a new tragedy in his life was announced.
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sayah
11/29/09

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"We’re guys. We’re rock musicians. We treat girls like shit. That’s just the way it is."

*headdesk*
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Ginmar Rienne
11/29/09

@sayah: Lucky for him, I can help him out with that.
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beatrice2000
11/29/09

@sayah: Um, yeah. You're in your late forties. What seemed sexy and wild when you were 22 seems boring and pathetic now at this age.

I'm reminded of Alice Cooper on this E!THS story about rock stars' wives and going, "These guys married their fourth stripper and can't understand why it didn't work out. She's a stripper. Nothing against her, but she takes her clothes off for men." He wasn't putting down women for stripping, but for men marrying for looks and sex appeal and nothing else. For him, his wife is a ballet instructor who still teaches at a local school.
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effgeevee
11/29/09

@beatrice2000: I read an Alice Cooper interview once that was about how he knew his wife was The One because she would stay around watching Godzilla movies with him when everyone else was partying. I decided then, "I like you Alice Cooper".

And then he was on Monk. Hurray for Alice Cooper!
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beatrice2000
11/29/09

@effgeevee: And that when she got the job dancing for him, she went, "Great. Who's she?" Because she had been raised as an old-fashioned Christian and ballet was her life.

Alice said he noticed her while she was lying in a hallway reading a book while doing some crazy leg stretch. I just liked that she, and some of the other rock star wives, had this no-bullshit attitude, were close in age to their husbands, and often their husbands were happy to have smart, tough, badass women who they were lucky to be married to.
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hej hej
11/29/09

@beatrice2000: I've always been a dedicated viewer of E!THS. My favorite episode was the one on rock star groupies. The Led Zeppelin "mud shark" incident has been forever cemented onto my brain. I can't hear the intro guitar chords to "Stairway to Heaven" without immediately thinking "SHARK!".
Thanks, E! True Hollywood Stories!
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11/29/09

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Maybe Vince can mentor Bret Michaels?
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bluebears
11/29/09

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Yeah. All that means is he still smokes weed.
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BearDownCBears
11/29/09

@bluebears: Oh, so it's a euphemism. I was like, "How do you intravenously inject a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
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bluebears
11/29/09

@BearDownCBears: isn't the human language beautiful in its complexity?
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Ginmar Rienne
11/29/09

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Has he been dipped in left over turkey fat or something?
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Jack_Burton
10/02/09

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DODAI ROX! Great Motley Crue reference!
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Lolita Hazed
10/02/09

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"I hate my job so much."
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alouette
10/02/09

@Lolita Hazed: "I hate when my mom doesn't let me wear my eyeliner outside of the house :("
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/19/08

In reply to Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea
My God, paparazzi are determined to prove LiLo 'not gay', or whatever. It's kind of wearing thin, fast!
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/19/08

In reply to Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea
That pic of her has been photoshopped within an inch of it's celluloid. It's bordering on cartoonish.
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angryblackgurl
11/19/08

In reply to Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea
I am late today..but Magic Johnson is a real jerk!! He is involved with SHADY real estate group(DERMOT) that is eviciting long time tenants in Brooklyn..HE is a jerk and health insurance for his employees is the least of his sins!!
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/19/08

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M.I.A. is just a big sack of NO for me, personally. I have so little time for petty rebellions of vanity and convenience.

*rides off on high horse*
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librariesare4lovers
11/19/08

In reply to Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea
Will Smith to remake Old Boy? Seriously? Um have you seen Old Boy? Not even Will Smith can make can make that movie main stream if they're planning on sticking to the original storyline. This boggles my mind....
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