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    Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler

    Holy Moses!

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    At one point Gywneth talks about Robert Downey Jr encouraging her to take the Pepper Pots roll by asking if she wanted to be in a movie people actually saw. And then she goes onto say that her movies aren't blockbusters, their are more 'artsy'


    Oh rite cuz Shallow Hal & View From The Top were sooooo Warholesque

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/05/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: oops. I meant 'they're' instead of 'their'
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    All: She probably has oil on her legs and it's not properly rubbed in. It's definitely not hose.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/05/09

    @Penny: Jeez that's crazy. Why? WHY?
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    What about Bloc Party HUH?? Figure that one out Moses.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    Gwyneth looks like she has an exoskeleton in that shirt.


    And really Conan, boys are just different based on your two kids? It can't be that you daughter just has a different temperament, it must be her vagina that makes her mellower? Seriously, my brother is lucky to still be alive. I bit him the day I met him, despite his looking like a baby doll.

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    But what about Joel Mchale's story about his boy and the hitting on the ladeez and the naked groping? I wanna talk about THAT shiz...
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    Image of UrianDawgette UrianDawgette
    06/06/09

    I think he was joking at Gwynnie's expense. She was talking about her 3 years old kid using words like "splendid" and talking like he walked off a victorian movie set. so, he tried to top it with the most outrageous story.
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    Image of rainy_day rainy_day
    06/08/09

    @UrianDawgette: Yeah, I thought that was awkward and not very funny. Which is a shame, because I saw his stand up this year and he pretty much talked about his kids the whole time and was absolutely hysterical. AND he managed to joke about his family and make it abundantly clear that he loves his wife and kids...I HATE when comedians are all "oh,my wife is a nag. we hate each other" and that's the premise of their bit. refreshingly, he did not do this.


    anyway, i think he missed the mark on conan.

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/08/09

    @rainy_day: Yes, I love Joel McHale. I honestly got a "Oh crap this story has gotten away from me" vibe from that story... I've felt like that before myself, like underneath I know what I'm saying is not going in a good direction but like once I've started I just commit and it's just all bad...
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    Image of Atoms for Peace Atoms for Peace
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    Did Conan's joking endorsement of nature over nurture srsly just get a round of applause from the studio audience? Something seems . . . not right about that.
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    06/05/09

    @Atoms for Peace: @Atoms for Peace: I can't watch the clip here but I didn't think it got THAT much applause did it? I thought you could hear a little and then like one person cheering and shouting espcially...


    But like I said, I can't watch the clip here so I'm probably wrong...

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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    Oh Conan, innate gender stereotypes? Really? I know you were trying to distract me with Gwynnie's hose, but I caught that.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/05/09

    @HuckleberryFriend: I was disappointed too.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    There's a lot of goop on those legs.
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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    I used to think that every older woman with short dyed blonde hair was my Grandma. Oh and every cat was mine. Kids, its all about them.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    I like her. So sue me!
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: I like her, too. If I had her fame, fortune, good looks, and well connected family, I might be a bit tone deaf about things, too. Hell, I might go around wearing a little crown.
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    Image of lululechou lululechou
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: I subscribe to GOOP and receive ENDLESS ridicule from my friends but it has really good recipes! I think she's cool. and I like her hair.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: Oh, I will. For the emotional stress you caused me by even entertaining the thought that this woman does not bear the mark of the beast.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/05/09

    @lululechou: I subscribe to GOOP, too. There are some really yummy recipes and I love her travel posts, too. Yes, she is rich and privileged, but I think there is a lot to like about her.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    06/05/09

    @save jinger: this video warmed me up.
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    Image of DellaStreet DellaStreet
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    holy shiny shins, Conan! are those glittery hose?


    I'm in a mood, and I cringed when she played the self-deprecation: "My kids are brilliant (pause) not that I have anything to do with that!"

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    06/05/09

    @DellaStreet: "Yes, just because they shot out of my vagina is a pure coincidence!"
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/05/09

    @DellaStreet: Defamer posted about the sheen. Apparently, she had removed most of the it by the second segment.
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    06/05/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Isn't it?: Yeah I noticed that it went away. Right before the break Conan leaned over and whispered in her ear and I sort of imagined he said something like "Hey Gwen, did you realize your legs are shining more than Edward Cullen's chest?"
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    I love Conan. He did everything in his power to make this interview interesting but Gwyneth Paltrow is impossible to engage.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/05/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
    Any white person singing a crappy song, maybe!


    HA! ZING! TAKE THAT 3 YEAR OLD!

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