On Tuesday, noted idiot Michele Bachmann took to the House floor to give a farewell speech fully rooted in the batshit reality that exists in her mind and her mind only. In another downright superb display of the ignorance that's she's shown consistently since we all learned her name, Bachmann credited Moses as our…
This is Moses. His mother was killed by a car shortly after he was born, but he was rescued—thank heavens—and is now being very well cared for. (You can read more about his story here). While learning to drink from a bottle recently, Moses got a little bit ahead of himself and ended up with an extremely…
Just when it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow has said all of the ridiculous, pretentious things that could ever be said, she does another magazine interview and the fountain of delight fills up yet again. Lucky for us, she's given us myriad morsels of insight in this month's Harper's Bazaar. Foremost among them, she takes…
An Israeli religious scholar and professor of cognitive psychology is advancing the thesis that the Ten Commandments, the moral foundation of the religious faith that have guided billions and billions of people for thousands of years, were revealed that fateful night on Mt. Sinai because Moses was high. On what?…
