Reading the Michael Lohan thing... I am now absolutely convinced that there is a Nobel Prize awarded to the Worst Human Being on Earth, and he's desperately gunning for it.
As much as I despise Carrie Prejean and believe her tongue should be cut out, I kinda feel for that girl (or at least her mother) to be in the room when that was shown. I would say "low blow," but it's really not nearly as much of a bitch move as half of the stunts she's pulled. Lesson: nobody wins when everybody behaves like a B.
Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
I definitely read 'Mad Max: Fury Road' as 'Mad Men: Fury Road', and had this great image of everyone in their suits hurling flaming highball glasses at each other. #britneyspears
@Crackers In Bed: Ha! I'm thinking that if Matthew Weiner combines the two ideas, he has a great episode for later in the 1960s, when everyone at Sterling Cooper discovers hallucinogens. #britneyspears
@Mrs. Stephen Fry: dlisted mentioned that he looks just like nina flowers from rupaul's drag race... google it, the resemblance is uncanny! #rosieodonnell
Finally, I can relate to Lily Allen. I would follow Elton John around in a heartbeat. In my dreams, I am his official Sunglasses Scout, and he calls me Sugarbear. Sigh. #rosieodonnell
There are lots of people here talking about how awful it would be to see Kate Gosselin working at the hospital. The horror!!!!!! If there's anything Kate Gosselin really knows, it's taking care of babies. TLC didn't even find them until the sextuplets were over a year old! I'd gladly welcome her presence in taking care of my newborn.
@jessacecilia: That's what I thought! If I saw her at the foot of my bed in the maternity ward, I'd actually feel better. At least she'd know what I was going through. Eight times over. #rosieodonnell
The mental image of Michael Caine shouting "Whoops!" makes me giggle uncontrollably. Oh, Mr. Caine, you area a treasure. Never change. Ever. #rosieodonnell
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Give the lady a little bit of credit. #rosieodonnell
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So a reality show to create....more reality shows?
New low, America. New low. #rosieodonnell
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