"Well I'm interested in men, I'm just not interested in men."

Last week, the bookstore at Brigham Young University was forced to remove some sections in their card collection after a mix-up left them with — much to their horror — heartwarming cards congratulating gay newlyweds. HA.

Controversy erupted over the weekend at Brigham Young University over the student body response to a serial groper who's currently terrorizing the campus. Currently, 15 students have been victimized. Unfortunately, the response online has been insensitive to say the least.

Don't get me wrong, things like pornography and masturbation are scourges that do amount to young men who are "wounded spiritually on the battlefield of the great war," but this video seems to imply that you should turn away from both by gazing longingly at another young man.

Polygamists in Utah are probably enjoying a whole weekend of non-alcoholic Jello shots after a U.S. District Court judge ruled Friday that parts of Utah's polygamy laws are unconstitutional, effectively decriminalizing polygamy.

Here is an exceedingly tiny Ryan Gosling performing with great enthusiasm at a Mormon talent show in 1991. He is also joined by his sister Mandi. Why were they performing for Mormons? Shhhh, we can't even deal with that right now because what we really need to talk about is the fact that this video takes our souls…

You might think that gay pride parades and the Mormon Church would go together like, well, gay people and Mormons, but something unusual happened in Salt Lake City yesterday that proved otherwise. Almost 300 Mormons marched in the city's gay pride parade and showed their support with signs that said things like "God…

In what sounds a little bit like a pagan ritual, Elizabeth Smart married Matthew Gilmour in a Mormon temple on Oahu's North Shore yesterday. Smart, a Utah woman who was kidnapped at age 14 and held captive for nine months by Brian David Mitchell, is now an apparently functioning 24-year-old senior at Brigham Young…