Obama Keeps Up With The Kardashians; Wife Says Hopper Threatened To Kill Her
- In what TMZ is billing as the "Decline of Western Civilization," Khloe Kardashian toured the White House and met President Obama today.
Conan & NBC Fight For Custody Of Triumph; Katie Calls Suri "Magical"
- Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.

