Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex

In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II had made outlawing oral and anal sex a part of his campaign platform. What's got two thumbs and hates blowjobs? That guy! (awkwardly gesticulates with thumbs in vague direction of Virginia) » 7/17/13 5:00pm 7/17/13 5:00pm