East Hampton will not be indulging Bravo’s desire to turn every corner of the world into an episodic shitshow. They have denied their permit application to film Summer House outdoors on town property, and most private businesses are following suit.

During the summer, New York City’s most wealthy and debauched will often escape the heat of the city by heading for East Hampton, bringing with them suitcases full of madras shorts, straw fedoras, and—most importantly—their shittiest behavior. Well, bad news for these dumb Gatsby wannabes: East Hampton Town Supervisor…