At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.
On last night's episode, Heidi revealed her physique to the rest of the cast at Audrina's BBQ. It was sad for two reasons: 1.) People snickered; 2.) She said she wants even bigger breasts—H's for "Heidi."
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
- A month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Christina Applegate is now cancer-free. "I'm clear," she told Robin Roberts of Good Morning America earlier today. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread — they got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." She went on…