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ObtuseIntolerant
12/16/08

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Go Lily Allen!

Outgrowing your friends is hard...and it sounds lonely...but when you become more comfortable with yourself, it is harder to feel lonely.
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STICKSnSCONES
12/16/08

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Pete Wentz I live in the Boogie Down and I am pretty sure that if the Bronx knew you, it wouldn't like you. So enough already.

You gave your kid a stupid name- stop trying to justify it!
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morninggloria
12/16/08

@STICKSnSCONES: HA
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Majrhoulihan
12/16/08

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OH NOES! Colombo!
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morninggloria
12/16/08

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Good thing Naomi and Liev named their new son Samuel Kai, because if they would have named him Cobra Kai they probably would have had some problems with the little guy karate chopping all over the place.
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heykoukla
12/16/08

@morninggloria: And boy would he show NO MERCY!!!
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theruraljuror
12/16/08

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Man, if I was rich, I'd have leftovers all the time. EVERYTHING is better the day after. I'd have my chef make food, hold it for a day, then reheat it upon meal time. For serious.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/16/08

@theruraljuror: WORD. Especially chilli, and soups and stews. Oh, yeah, and homemade pasta sause. Mmmmm.....
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tscheese
12/16/08

@sammyboombaladdy: OMG. Soups, stews, curries, etc are ALWAYS better the next day. The veggies get even tenderer and all the flavors mingle in more and oh nom nom nom nom.
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BabyJane
12/16/08

@theruraljuror: Food is almost always better the next day ESPECIALLY when eaten for breakfast.
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hellosunshine
12/16/08

@theruraljuror: I made a ridiculously good casserole last night, and I'm so excited because now I have leftovers this week!
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happymisanthrope
12/16/08

@BabyJane: especially cold pizza... now, excuse me but i have to order from pizza hut just so i can have breakfast for the week.
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BabyJane
12/16/08

@happymisanthrope: My husband ordered a pizza last night so I actually have 4 slices in the fridge! Guess which room I'm going to right now? If you answered the kitchen you would be correct!
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theruraljuror
12/16/08

@hellodarling!: mmm casserole.

i'm partial to mac and cheese leftover. and pizza.
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Plum-Pie
12/16/08

@theruraljuror: @sammyboombaladdy: @tscheese: I'm having friends round for dinner tonight - they're getting chicken and chorizo stew with roasted peppers, smoked paprika and chili flakes, tomatos, onionsandgarlic, potatos, carrots, butternut squash. I made it yesterday.

The NY Times told me to squeeze lemon juice on cold leftover pizza for picnic food. I say, too good to save for a fine day.
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TriedandTrue
12/16/08

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Pete Wentz just cemented his D-Bag status for me with that last quote.
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BeAgrestic
12/16/08

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I really wish Reese would do a dark comedy a la Freeway or even Election. I'm tried of seeing her in (mostly) cutesy/tearjerker roles.
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Plum-Pie
12/16/08

@BeAgrestic: Mama Flick is one of the greatest evil movie mothers ever.
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tscheese
12/16/08

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Dear J-Lo:

Making a movie about your uterus and its contents will not make me care about it more.

No love,
-tscheese
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georgina
12/16/08

@tscheese: And wasn't that story line already more or less done on Will & Grace?
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DangerMouse
12/16/08

@georgina: YES.
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BabyJane
12/16/08

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I think Britney is on a hunger strike because her father ran out of sprinkle-cheese for the cheese grits.

*Thanks Joel McHale
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royaume de coeur
12/16/08

@BabyJane: Wasn't Jamie Spears a personal chef for someone on a reality show, too? I wanna say it was one of the surgeons on Dr. 90210. FAIL.
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BabyJane
12/16/08

@royaume de coeur: I think he had a restaurant and then he was a private chef and then he quit to care for Britney. I don't know who he worked for though.
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BeAgrestic
12/16/08

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Oh Britney. Sigh...

I hope that she's able to surround herself with people that will help her learn the tools she needs to cope with whatever it is she has going on.

She's acting like a angsty teenager, not that this behavior is anything new. I know that her family is supporting her, but it doesn't look like she has any room to grow or evolve.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/16/08

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I don't want to snark about Britt's health, but after seeing her father make those cheese gritts on her documentary, I can understand that it may be pretty easy to regect his food.
That said, I hope that she is secretly ordering pizza after her dad goes to bed.
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/16/08

@sammyboombaladdy: *reject#
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eve804
12/16/08

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Oh man, would somebody please set up Axl Rose and Courtney Love on a blind date? PLEASE? (oh and film it)
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HereComesMyBaby
12/16/08

@eve804: I hope it's a cyber-date including ridic cyber-sex and the phrase "a/s/l" somewhere in there.
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heykoukla
12/16/08

@eve804: Can you imagine the number of compound sentences they would come up with? It would be a neverending conversation. Literally.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
12/16/08

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Wow. All this before coffee?

Brit-Brit looks good though. Daddy, she's in the public eye and the overly-well-discussed camera puts on fifteen pounds; don't pout and have hurt feelings just because she's not eating everything you heaped on her plate.

On Mickey's shrink:

"And he nodded and said, 'You were, but not any more.'""

They all say that, don't they?
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Snowbunny
12/16/08

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Seriously, Wentz/Simpson, we get it. You named your kid a funny name and we all think you're weird. We get it. You can stop talking about it because it proves that you only did it for media attention.
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hortense
12/16/08

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Blind item: One of the Kardashians? Does step-daughter count?
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Kali Mama
12/16/08

@hortense: Damn you for stealing my comment, I was gonna say the same word for word.
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