Martha Stewart & Jane Goodall's Goofy Gorilla Greetings Sound Like…

Dr. Jane Goodall was on Martha Stewart's show this morning, and she greeted Martha with traditional ape sounds, which Martha emulated. While these noises come naturally to gorillas and chimpanzees, the ladies sounded like they were having intense orgasms. Afterward, Dr. Goodall showed Martha another ape greeting,… » 9/18/08 3:30pm 9/18/08 3:30pm

Primetime Exposes the Dangers Of Satisfying Baby Lust With Monkeys

Angelle Sampey is a professional motorcycle drag racer. She holds several national records and has the most wins for any female in professional motor sports, but she's not in the news today because of her professional success. Nope, seven years ago Sampey wanted to have a baby, but because of her job she felt having a… » 7/01/08 1:30pm 7/01/08 1:30pm

Misogyny Among Monkeys Is "Natural Behavior"

Yeah, Jack Hanna can seem a little too willfully clueless, and yeah, he's on Letterman what seems like every other week, but by god, he and Dave have a good thing going, and I just can't hate the guy — after all, he let me bottle-feed a rare baby Bengal tiger back in 1996 when I was a cub reporter for a national… » 5/15/08 1:30pm 5/15/08 1:30pm