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    Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'nique is all that is awesome.

    P.S. I need that dress.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She has one of the best laughs in the world. Very infectious. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I love how she talks about her weight, especially how she talks about feeling beautiful and sexy even at an unhealthy weight and decided to lose weight because it was detrimental to her health, not because she wasn't confident or comfortable with herself. My favorite part was when she said, "I will never be a small woman, Ellen, look at my (and here's where I started to groan and think, ok, here it is...) head." And I burst out laughing. Love this! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She does look fabulous!
    Did anyone else notice how awkward Ellen seemed? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Very awkward. Why is she so uncomfortable? (I do love her hair though.) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Ellen is a comedienne by training. I feel like she's almost a throwback in her comedic style, and when she has a guest she usually plays an almost vaudeville thing with them - if the guest is silly and loud and big like Mo'Nique, Ellen plays the awkward straight man. If her guest is more of a serious person, she gets wacky. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @toastandlove: No, I know all that about her. She just seemed more awkward than usual. I couldn't put my finger on it. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'Nique, I love you, I think you're fabulous, buy why on God's green earth does your husband call you "Mama"? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: It's sort of a southern thing. A lot of women call their husbands "Daddy" and kids call their brothers and sisters Sissy and Bubba. But it does kind of gross me out, ya know? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: it's not that weird....never heard of "mami"? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: My boyf calls me "Mama" like AC Slater did to Jessie. It's not as weird as I used to think it was once it started happening to me. I think it started referring me as Mama whilst talking to the dog and just kind of stuck... #moniqueonellen
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    11/04/09

    @ccchild: My Grandfather refers to his wife as "Mother" or "Mama." I think it's sort of a southern thing. It illustrates that she's the matriarch of the family. She calls him "Papa" too. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I have to admit that I always found "The Parkers" funnier than it had a right to be. Mo'nique looks great! And she looked great in that gold dress at the LA premiere. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Sexy big kitten head? Oddest compliment ever. I never thought kittens have big heads. What does that even mean? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It's ridiculous, but in the context of the second video, it works very well! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It does make sense in context if you watch the video. Although yes, it sounds really odd out of context. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: @Uncommon Whore: I have no sound on my computer atm. So out of context is all I have. I imagine it has something to do with the screengrab in the first video where she's going "Rawr!" ? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: I know what you're saying: I heard that at first and was like, "Wow, Californians get all the best bud..." Then I realized it was the best summary of Monique's appearance ever uttered. Ellen is crazy like a FOX! A big headed sexy fox! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: Haha, yeah it does make perfect sense in context. That being said, I now plan to tell all of my friends, without context, that they have "sexy big kitten heads." #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    AMAZING. My new favorite person.

    And I'm going to call my belly my "girl" from now on. I think that might make me like it more. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I've never really given much thought to Mo'Nique before, but I kind of love her now. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Ok - Beerfest is really not my kind of movie, but my husband loves it... totally worth the watch cause Mo'Nique is hilarious! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @mikaelamac: Sweet, I'll have to add it to the Netflix queue. (Husband will be seriously confused!) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Good! I won't ruin it for you, but I will say there is this whole segment of her & 'Barry Badrinath' and she has some great lines - it's my favourite part. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: and convince your husband that you need to try a 'strike out'. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @thePrototype: Okay, now I'm a little afraid… :) #moniqueonellen
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