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    Image of Dangling Modifier Dangling Modifier
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I've never heard of a corporate-sponsored kitten rescure before.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    On a scale from 1 to 10, how wrong is it to wish Tucker Max was somehow answerable to Saudi law?
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    PETA's hypocrisy in consistently inserting themselves into the media discussions of the Vick case is mind-boggling. They've supported Breed Specific Legislation (i.e. a ban on - and euthanasia policy for - all pit bulls) for years: [www.badrap.org]
    And directly after the Vick bust, they publicly advocated having all of the surviving dogs put down without any health screenings, temperament testing, nothing. Thankfully, organizations like BAD RAP and Best Friends Animal Society stepped in and the majority of the dogs have been adopted and are living out their lives as loving, happy members of families - the way they were meant to be. You can see how some of them are doing here: [vickdogsblog.blogspot.com]
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/07/09

    @andBegorrah: Are you me? I spend an embarrassing amount at the Best Friends website. I have dreams of moving to their ranch in Utah and just quitting society to take care of abused animals.

    What they do is simply amazing. Two of the dogs are in foster homes, which is the first step toward getting adopted.
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    10/07/09

    @morninggloria: I'm not saying that I sometimes spend an hour or four reading BAD RAP's blog ([badrap-blog.blogspot.com]) and crying, but yes that's what I'm saying.
    (And! Shamelessness! They're holding a photo contest for their 2010 calendar and my pup is one of the entrants. Vote! Vote all over the place! You can vote as often as you like - just like Chicago!)
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/07/09

    @andBegorrah: You have no idea how relieved I am to know that I'm not the only person who cries about animals that no one wants during work hours.

    Secret message me a way to vote for your doggie. I will vote as many times as Richard M. Daley will vote in the Democratic primary next year. Dozens.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    Shame on BET for continuing the charade that is Michael Vick and his new image. I honestly could care less about his childhood, nor his idea of redemption. Sadly, BET and Viacom would prefer to benefit from the torture of animals.
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    10/07/09

    @ArtfulSlinger: The Humane Society has voiced their approval, so hopefully it will focus more on how and why he came to abuse animals and his efforts to understand the nature of his crime so as to de-glamorize it for young fans, rather than on him as a martyr. (Though I'm not getting my hopes up.)
    At least whatever profits he makes from the show go in part toward the dogs' care.
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    Image of Pearl Forrester Pearl Forrester
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    Only 12 fucking years? That's pretty messed up. Better than nothing, but still. That is all.
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    maude_flanders promoted this comment Pearl Forrester was starred Pearl Forrester was unstarred
    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    10/07/09

    @Pearl Forrester: That's what I thought.

    Jesus Christ. 12 years for two rapes? Hope there's no possibility of parole, and even then...
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    Image of seejanerun seejanerun
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    Is there any form of cancer that HPV isn't responsible for? Perhaps it causes unicorn and leprechaun cancer too. HPV does not fuck around.
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    morninggloria promoted this comment seejanerun was starred seejanerun was unstarred
    Image of mirrorghost mirrorghost
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    only 12 years to the british fritzl for all that?! ugh.
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    morninggloria promoted this comment mirrorghost was starred mirrorghost was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/07/09

    @mirrorghost: But you're forgetting about the exchange rate. 12 British years is like 24 American years.

    /only funny thing I can think of to say.
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    10/08/09

    @morninggloria:

    sadly, i wish it were true, though 24 years is not even close to enough. :(
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I don't interpret the reported rape stats as good news, necessarily. I suspect fewer women are reporting rapes because they know there's practically no point.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    @SarahMC: That was my first reaction.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I never really made the connection between people who want to punch me in the face and people who want to cut my hair. I actually would hope that those who do wish to punch me in the face would refrain from cutting my hair, and vice versa. What's next?

    Coming soon: Snake Charmers! The Salon for Ladies featuring sexy men and their boa constrictors!

    or

    Coming soon: Under the Hood! A salon for men and women featuring sexy grease covered and wrench wielding mechanic nymphomaniacs!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/07/09

    @morninggloria: The one we won't see? "Good haircuts at a price that won't make you contemplate doing it the Bill Gates way!"
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    Image of cletar cletar
    10/07/09

    @morninggloria: I don't get it, either. Why would I want a haircut from people in face-punching gear?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/07/09

    @cletar: Imma either give you an adorable bob, or imma punch you so hard, you gonna wish you didn't get punched so hard.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    "89,000 women reported being raped in 2008, down brom the 109,062 reported rapes in 1992"

    Good news!

    Now let's make sure that every one of those rape-kits is actually processed!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    Yeah, I went to the Knockouts website. When you click on the "Services" page a picture pops up of a woman in skimpy shorts straddling a massage chair. I will second that "oh really?"
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 10/07/09 6:26 PM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    10/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah uhhhhh Washington has got them on the pervy market. We have "bikini baristas" that have popped up everywhere. They're just tiny little coffee houses with topless women brewing coffee.

    REALLY?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I like how the creepy Australian therapist guy uses the excuse that the sexual assault victim came onto him. Isn't it majorly common for patients to develop feelings for their therapists? And wouldn't you think that a sexual assault victim in particular might have some issues around sex and men that would lead to her idealizing the man who's supposedly helping her work through it? So, shouldn't he have known 1) to expect it, 2) how to deal with it, and 3) that it's completely unethical to take a doctor-patient relationship in a sexual direction? Basic ethics.

    Sorry for the rant, it just drives me up a wall to see a f*cking doctor use the same played out "but she wanted it!" crap. Ethics, friend. Look into it.
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    10/07/09

    @yvanehtnioj: It's actually more common for clients to develop feelings for their counselor, on account of them being emotionally validated and so forth.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/07/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Isn't that what I said?
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    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I don't know if it's still there, but when I lived in Evansville (IN), there was a "sexy haircut" place. I wish I could remember the name of it.

    (Gotta love a town that runs PP out on the rails, makes the local occult shop put warnings on the door, but LOVES its sexy haircut places.)
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/07/09

    @KimberleeJean: My town used to have one called "Trim." I rejoiced when it closed because noone wanted to pay double just to have some Hooters waitress cut their hair.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    Let's put to rest the myth that cats and kittens like milk. Some may, but cow milk actually is not very good for them.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/07/09

    @WashingMyHair: It may not be good for them, but it sure will get a lot of cats out of hiding places.
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    10/07/09

    @Lymed: Didn't seem to work on this one very well.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/07/09

    In reply to Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
    I don't understand the problem with women in "boxing gear". I mean, if that's what they wear in the above picture, well, have fun in NE in the winter, but there's nothing particularly offensive about it. They're in shorts and a tee shirt!
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    Image of nora charles nora charles
    10/07/09

    @Triphena: Is it just me or does what they're wearing . . . not really resemble "boxing gear" in the slightest?
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    Image of amazoncowgirl amazoncowgirl
    10/07/09

    @Triphena: I'm really just wondering how much of a hindrance to their work they find the gloves!
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    Maritsa promoted this comment amazoncowgirl was starred amazoncowgirl was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/07/09

    @nora charles: It resembles boxing gear about as much as the Hooters uniform resembles an owl costume.
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