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    Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor

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    11:45 AM

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    Oof. I hope the billboard is advertising Photoshop lessons.
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    Without reading more details on the incident, I bet I could make a guess about the race of the arrested pregnant lady. Somehow I just don't see cops dragging and tackling a visibly pregnant, bleeding white woman. #strippers
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    11/14/09

    @Vidya108: That's what I was thinking too. Sad that this was our first thought and this says so much about our sad state of culture and race. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    TO THE STRIPPER MOBILE! AWAY! #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    So...if the woman gives birth while commiting a crime, does that make her baby an accessory?

    *crickets*

    Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    Do you think the guy who left the message at the abortion clinic had regrets about the lame-ness of his message after he hung up the phone? Do you think he was like, "Dammit! I knew I should have written it down first! "Call the United States of America"? I am an IDIOT! Will it look desperate if I call back and leave another message?"

    Total drunk-dialer, if you ask me. Next he's going to call them back and tell them he doesn't need them anymore, he's found a new, hotter clinic and he's very happy calling bomb threats into that one. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    I read the story about the woman feeding the ducks while I'm sympathetic to the lack of job and not being able to pay the fine, I hate people who feed bread to the ducks. The ducks are fine, they can fend for themselves. They are not starving and all it fosters are lazy ducks and massive giant rats.
    My childhood home was by the river, and people used to feed the bloody ducks all the bloody time. The rats! Urgh, I once saw a massive rat paddling through the river, I thought it was an otter, no, it was a rat!! Shudder.
    Let nature take care of itself! And don't feed seagulls either! #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @EmpressZombie: Pssh, seagulls feed themselves.

    They normally feed themselves my cheetos. Grr. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    I live in Bristol, hmm, I'm not sure what to think. I know Weston-super-Mare is quite a small place and Bristol has got very good hospitals, (tons of them) and is not that far. So they were probably thinking they might as well go to Bristol which is not that far rather than get all the equipment, I don't know if it's worth it for them. Lots of the health trusts in the area (Somerset, Gloucestershire, Wiltshire etc) are sending people to Bristol for many other conditions as well.
    It's getting annoying. They just pass the problem onto someone else. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    ""Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like."
    Maybe I've helped too many friends decorate their babies rooms, but to me it sounds something you hang over a crib. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    The story of the woman who did the pedophile sting on her husband is amazing! Can you imagine realizing the person you have loved for decades is capable of that? There's a foxy picture of her at the link, too. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @Hana Maru: That would suck, SOOOO much to find that out. I even think it would be worse to find it out right then and there, as it happened.... he's lucky she didn't stop in the kitchen to grab a knife on her way to confront him! Although, I wonder if she thought of just ASKING him what that first suspicious message was about? Then again, we don't know that this was the first strange message she'd seen. #strippers
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    11/13/09

    @Brawlita: I'm guessing since he was a pedo, he'd probably lied a lot before and she didn't think he'd be straight with her. I mean, who would?

    I can't believe they were sitting there at two computers in the same house! I wonder if she managed to keep a straight face at all. #strippers
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    11/13/09

    @Hana Maru: I know, I imagine myself in the wife's place and can't see that I wouldn't give myself away by gasping in shock or suddenly shouting out at the guy. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    Um...stripper-mobiles may be dangerous?

    What on earth, between women dancing without restraints in a moving vehicle and the distraction that women dancing suggestively is bound to cause for all drivers, would lead them to think that there was any doubt in this situation? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @maneki neko: My first thought was about the woman in the vehicle trying to swing around a pole in a freaking moving car. Potentially dangerous?? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yeah, how does that not violate seatbelt laws? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    Jesus H. I'm 5'9" and I got up to 240 pounds with my last pregnancy. OMG STOP THE PRESSES.

    That's a BMI of 35.4. And I had a perfectly normal labor and delivery and nobody told me to GTFO. He was just a hungry damn baby and weighed over 9 pounds himself. Neither of us had diabetes or ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL.

    F*ck you, Weston General. F*ck you right to hell. If you were my local hospital and you had the balls to try something like this on me I'd just sit on the front doorstep and give birth RIGHT THERE IN THE HOSPITAL LOBBY. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    On the hospital banning births for women over a certain BMI.

    At first take I was mad at this, but from the hospital's perspective, this isn't about discrimination.

    I was a really early preemie and my mom was a Type 1 diabetic. She was transferred to 2 different hospitals before the EMTs found one that had a doctor willing to assist with the complicated delivery (which lasted 39 hours, go mom!). The first two hospitals did not believe that they were adequately equipped to help my mom, and in addition were not equipped to help a baby that would need immediate life support.

    Some hospitals don't accept trauma patients etc-- on the face, this banning certain types of pregnancies seems like a maddening practice, but if the hospital believes mothers will be in danger, they should not treat them.
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    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Well, if they want to ban people who actually HAVE COMPLICATIONS that might be one thing, but there are plenty of people who have BMIs over 34 who have none and have perfectly healthy children who need no extra care whatsoever. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @redqueenmeg: Agreed. I'm not sure what the medical reason is, but I'm assuming the hospital has had some bad experiences and wants to limit its liability.

    It completely sucks for women in that area who will have to travel farther to receive care-- but I hope it's for a good reason and not just the hospital being a bunch of dicks. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: My mom was at least a 34 BMI when she had me and my sibs back in the 70's. One was even with a midwife. No complications.

    It seems to me that the hospital is advertising that it cannot deal with any kind of "complicated" childbirth, and if I were of lower than 34 BMI, I would be very hesitant to birth my child in a hospital where the staff may not actually know how to deliver babies. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @nerdycellist: I definitely would not want to give birth at that hospital because they are obviously not well equipped for obstetrics. So maybe the hospital should just shut down their maternity clinic? They are not inspiring much confidence. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @nerdycellist: So we all know BMI is far from perfect, and the hospital choosing 34 is likely somewhat arbitrary, but I do know that for people above a certain weight and size, special OR tables are needed (that are quite costly), as are special gurneys, and even special surgical instruments. It might just be a case of that here, but if that's so, I wonder why it's just not a blanket ban on all surgical patients (male, female) above a certain cutoff point? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: My thoughts exactly. Things can go awry during birth and sometimes there is no warning, so if you're not equipped to handle complications, you shouldn't have a maternity unit at all. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @formergr: Have you seen the BMI project? You do know that a BMI of 34 is hardly Circus-Fat-Lady / Remove-The-Wall-of-My-House size.
    I have a BMI of 38 which is DEATH FAT. I am so fat that the BMI chart indicates I will die from my enormity. I am a size 20. I have absolutely no problem fitting into theatre chairs, standard bed sizes, etc. No special gurneys, beds, tables or scales are neccesary for me. My only complaint are airline seats, but that's more of a gendered complaint from anyone who possesses hips.

    Certainly, if a hospital cannot care for me because I have such freakish proportions, they should be shut down. And for those people who require larger scales, beds, chairs, etc, they should acquire some - because some people come in "non-standard" sizes and they are also human beings who may need health care.

    This case is one of two things: the staff at the hospital are incompetent, or just want to "punish" fatties - specifically women - by withholding health care. My money's on the latter explanation. I'll bet they have no problem offering incredibly risky weight loss surgery to people over a 34 BMI. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    "found Williams bleeding from premature labor and insisted she be taken to the hospital's labor and delivery unit,"

    The cops didn't know she was pregnant? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @lj1968: Pregnancy can wait... #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @redqueenmeg: Seriously. Laws exist for a reason. No one is above the law. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @lj1968: Florida cops. Say no more. #strippers
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was starred Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    That story about Melanie Dawn Williams reminds me of the time a friend accidentally caught his hand on fire and another friend went to his "rescue" by tackling him and then hitting the hand on fire and smashing it against the floor repeteadly to put the fire out. When we went to the hospital, the doctor said the burns weren't so bad, but the fractured wrist was. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @Casquivana: Oh my goodness, your poor friend! So out of curiosity, did he end up holding it against his "savior" friend who broke his wrist? #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @formergr: No, not at all. He was quite understanding. And the savior friend felt terrible afterwards, of course, but they were both aware that they shouldn't have mixed barbecuing and smoking pot in the first place. Last I heard, they were still very close. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @Casquivana: Ah, there we go-- I was kind of wondering if alcohol or other mind-altering substances were part of this story. Glad everyone is okay, as is the friendship! #strippers
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor
    Good for the lady who caught her husband being a dirty perv and leaving him. I am really glad she left him. #strippers
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    formergr promoted this comment Copper was starred Copper was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    @Copper: I can't even imagine the sickening realization as she sat there impersonating a teen and seeing that he continued to go along with it...she must have kept hoping he wouldn't actually go all the way through with it. #strippers
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    11/12/09

    @formergr: That would probably be my thought process. Is this man actually my husband? How can the man I love and chose to marry be this sick? Why haven't I realized? I only hope I'm as strong as this woman to leave his sorry ass if this situation came up. #strippers
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