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    Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    I bet these shoes eat pants.
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    I'd expect any shoes designed by Dina Lohan to drink all my liquor, & fall apart whilst still relatively new.
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    Dodai promoted this comment Treeless was starred Treeless was unstarred
    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    Whether its exploiting your famous daughter, or engaging in wildly age-inappropriate behavior, you can wear these chic and affordable shoes anywhere!
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    greengrey promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of miss.helen.sears miss.helen.sears
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    Attention Lohans: Please back away from the fashion industry Right Now.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment miss.helen.sears was starred miss.helen.sears was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/08/09

    @miss.helen.sears: They can't! THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    Setting: Street corner in a seedy skidrow neighborhood.

    Who: Two ladies of the evening

    Lady 1: I love those shoes!
    Lady 2: Thanks! They're new.
    Lady 1: Who's are they?
    Lady 2: Shoe-han by Dina Lohan!
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    greengrey promoted this comment alexburrito was starred alexburrito was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/08/09

    @alexburrito: Don't prostitutes get insulted enough? This isn't fair. There are a lot of prostitutes with wonderful taste, and even more who are too classy/well dressed to wear something by Dina Lohan.
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    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    10/08/09

    @greengrey: You are right. I apologize to prostitutes eveywhere for thinking they would deign to wear Dina Lohan shoes!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    I'm so glad I never paid to go to design school. Because then I'd be throwing myself in front of a train right now.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    She must be designing horseshoes. You know, for the four horsemen's steeds. Because the motherfucking apocalypse is coming. Soon.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/08/09

    @GirlFailer: Whore-shoes? What?
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    Image of jessica.ann jessica.ann
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    Is Ali Lohan sporting a real or temporary tattoo? Please tell me it is temporary.
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    greengrey promoted this comment jessica.ann was starred jessica.ann was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/08/09

    @jessica.ann: If it were real wouldn't she have had to have gotten it in 1995? The last time those tattoos were cool?
     Reply
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    In reply to Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
    christ. Is Ali still under 18?
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: No, Lohans age differently than the rest of us. Here's the pattern for you:
    Lohans: Mere Mortals
    12:18
    18:37
    42:19.5

    Get it?
     Reply
    Edited by schlegs84 at 10/08/09 1:57 PM schlegs84 was starred schlegs84 was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    @schlegs84: ahhhh. that makes sense.
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    Image of ab33 ab33
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    The graphic above the clip (which I didn't bother to watch, so maybe they explained this but really I had no desire to waste four minutes of my life watching it) shows a graph of the millions of babies born/year as if this proves "bumpaholism"? Doesn't that just prove that the children of baby boomers are having children?
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08/11/09

    @ab33: Bingo.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    In real life, Michele Promaulayko constantly makes little disparaging comments about marriage and children, probably a limiting attitude to have at a women's magazine whose readers' median age is 35--major married-with-kids territory. Her bias makes the "bumpaholism" story that much more suspiciously a load of hooey.
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    Image of kellieherson kellieherson
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    I thought this was going to be about the very real dangers of Bump-It addiction.
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    Image of Raanne Raanne
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    Speaking as someone who is 6 months pregnant right now, let me be the first in line to punch whoever said this was addictive. If anything, it has made me more addicted to birth control.
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    Plum-Pie promoted this comment Raanne was starred Raanne was unstarred
    Image of CoalMineCanary CoalMineCanary
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    I can't wait to see Intervention's first bumpaholism episode. "The Mom" will morph into "The Bumpaholic." She'll be featured scrounging for semen in garbage bins behind sperm banks in an unsavory part of town. Her parents will say she was a wonderful child, but that maybe dad shouldn't have made fun of infertile women in front of her when she was 8. At the intervention, a refusal is made, tears are shed. Michelle Duggar will step in to watch her baker's dozen of children while she seeks treatment in California. Hugs all around.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment CoalMineCanary was starred CoalMineCanary was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/11/09

    @CoalMineCanary: I would so fucking watch that it's not even funny.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    08/11/09

    In reply to Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
    I've known people who LOVE being pregnant. Is that inherently bad? Maybe it IS like alcohol, in that you are able to enjoy it without being ADDICTED to it. And if they're getting knocked up consistently, wouldn't that indicate (Octomom cases notwithstanding) there's a partner in this who supports this?
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