MOIST. The month of June has been unusually MOIST in New York. So MOIST outside. Mad MOIST.
For the longest time, I didn't get the whole "moist" word aversion thing, mostly because my brain autocompletes to "moist chocolate cake." Moist chocolate cake is universally pleasing.
If you're looking for a way to turn someone from a reasonable adult into a whiny, squeamish baby within seconds, try dropping the word "moist" into your conversation. In fact, "moist" is so effective in derailing a whatever it is that you're talking about that I'm willing to bet cold hard cash that some of you are…