The Magic Moderation Pill Lindsay Lohan Should Get Ahold Of

Dear readers, I'm sober right now. It's a strange feeling because it's one a.m. I mean, I'm tired but not quite ready to pass out, I am not really thinking up any good jokes. I still don't really feel like washing my face or brushing my teeth, which I kind of expected to be easy, given the little skirmish the… » 7/25/07 12:00pm 7/25/07 12:00pm