'Model For Christ' Brit Allows A Leper To Worship With Her

Moe — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:00:35 EDT

A few hours ago we got a little aggro on the whole "Models For Christ" concept. But revisiting the unscripted-scripted treasure that was last year's MTV model show 8th & Ocean our hearts were warmed: you see, Britt, the model who once explained that Jesus is her "husband," allows the a model with the unbearably hideous zits to join her and her other model believers at the precise moment at which she has been cast out by all the other vain and prideful clear-skinned models, including her very own twin sister. If the Gospel of John was written in modern-day Miami, folks, it's hard to think we wouldn't all be asking ourselves now "What Would Britt Do?"

Well what am I kidding. I ask myself that every day anyway, and then add a couple of shots of whiskey just for luck. Who am I to cast stones?

Fashion Gets Religion [New York Observer]
Britt's '700 Club' Appearance [YouTube]
Related: The Power Of Christ Compels Her! [TVgasm]

'Models For Christ': The Name Alone Is Just So Damn Inspiring

Moe — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:00:03 EDT

Here's an addendum to that class-action suit against God: the fact that "Models For Christ" is an actual thing and not a cruel joke made up by the producers of unscripted 2006 MTV reality show 8th & Ocean. Because there is something so Christlike about the idea of a prayer group exclusively for people in the most-attractive hundredth of a percent of the gene pool who get hideously overpaid to do coke all day selling unattainable standards of beauty to young consumers so they can vainly seek them in jeans and polo shirts made in Dickensian conditions by desperate migrants in Shenzhen shantytowns making the shittiest possible wages so that a bunch of rich white guys can get richer.

So anyway, as we were saying "Models For Christ" really is a thing that Britt, above, belonged to, and today the New York Observer checked in with the New York branch of the organization. Now their excuse for making a club only superhot people can belong to is that they have similar customs and rituals such as throwing up their food and being completely braindead from smoking crack.

Fashion Gets Religion [New York Observer]
Britt's '700 Club' Appearance [YouTube]
Related: The Power Of Christ Compels Her! [TVgasm]

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'Model For Christ' Brit Allows A Leper To Worship With Her

'Models For Christ': The Name Alone Is Just So Damn Inspiring